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Subject: D hour is fast approaching - or has approached and gone
Posted By: the pink panther
that is what happens with you rely on a mickey mouse watch.
that was a pretty good recruiting drive - five new recruits and something covered in pink glitter [THAT one can carry on the drinks at half time]
recruits - attenshun and count off from the sinister:
Hotblackski
Joyous D. Person
Little Miss Naughty
Artist
Bilbo
Dubious hobo in pink glitter
Subject: regular troops
Posted By: the pink panther
number off from the dexter [i'm just showing off but i'm the BOSS, OK????]
tigger [2ic]
the scarlet slarti
The crimson Slarty
The purple phthoi
insane
the wee folk [including orville *sigh*]
Subject: here is the secret plan - the password has been changed to *******
Posted By: the pink panther
the plan is to cut the communication links of @#%$ in order to save the world from annihilation.
troops gather "somewhere in england"
tigger, the props person will hand out your weapons.
we will then proceed, guided by Hotblackski [who assures us that she knows the way] to Gl....shire.
when we reach the target area orville will do his mole act with a cable detector.
when the cable is located the wee folk will dig down and severely sever it. the rest of the troops will act as a diversion and sundry brass instuments will be issued for this purpose.
Subject: now is the time to learn and practise our club song
Posted By: the pink panther
here is is [with thanks to Sir William Gilbert]
with cat-like tread [CRASH]
upon our prey we steal [BANG]
in silence dread [THUMP]
our cautious way we feel [CRASH]
no sound at all [WHAM]
we never speak a word [SMASH]
a fly's footfall can be distinctly heard.
sung to the tune of "with catlike tread ..."
Subject: Re: Severance pay
Posted By: Wee folk
We will be getting paid in magic mushrooms won't we? Insane assured us it was so.
Subject: Re: Severance pay
Posted By: the pink panther
don't you ALWAYS get paid in magic mushrooms ??????? that is why we always carry out our operations in autumn
Subject: on your marks - get set ..
Posted By: the pink panther
down onto your bellies !!! [all proper armies march on their stomachs]
present brass instruments !!!!!
QUICK WRIGGLE !!!
Subject: Re: Severance pay
Posted By: Tinca
I have maps of Gloucester and we can use my van for reconaisance one prob though, Its white not pink
Subject: Re: Severance pay
Posted By: Slarty
Er...Boss? Can I be paid with magic mushrooms too?
Subject: Belly WRIGGLE ?
Posted By: Hobo in pink *glitter*
Umm...are you sure? I'll lose my glitter.
BTW..I have a can of pink spray paint...just found over there behind the moose..err..bush.
Subject: eeeeek!!!!
Posted By: the pink panther
where is that new recruit with all the pink glitter????? glitter sticks to any and everything so we can do a quick camouflage job on the van
Subject: Re: Severance pay & magic mushrooms
Posted By: Hobo in pink *glitter*
I want my pay in pink diamonds, please.
Magic mushrooms break me out in spots...and I see spots before my eyes, too.
Subject: Re: Wiggle??
Posted By: Wee folk
Don't have Orville wiggle. That'll scare everyone away.
Subject: Re: Severance pay & magic mushrooms
Posted By: tinca
pay ???? we get payed for this woohooo
Subject: Re: Severance pay & magic mushrooms
Posted By: Slarty
Here, Hobo, have some MM's, you'll feel soooooo relaxed...
Subject: Re: Belly WRIGGLE ?
Posted By: the pink panther
the moose can come out from behind that bush - she is on our side - our of our most trusted double agents.
hmmmm - she is not very good at that quick wriggle is she?
Subject: Orvilles' wiggle
Posted By: Hobo in pink *glitter*
We have pictures of that! I couldn't sleep for a week..shudder...
Subject: Wriggling Orville
Posted By: tinca
Can he wriggle with Keith harris's arm in the way?
Subject: MM's ummm...
Posted By: Hobo in pink *glitter*
Don't you mean M&M's?
I hope..I hope !
[dancing with glee]
Subject: Re: MM's ummm...
Posted By: Slarty
Uhh...yeah...try these fungus shaped MM's....I mean M&M's......groovy.
Subject: mmm...shrooms...
Posted By: the scarlet slarti
ooooh, maaaaan. this is sooo cool.
i can seeeee the music coming out of my trombone. oooooh...
Subject: Re: mmm...shrooms...
Posted By: The Crimson Slarty
Oh wow, dude. Woodstooooocccck....
Subject: hey...crimson...
Posted By: the scarlet slarti
don't bogart that stuff, man. pass it back over this way.
Subject: Re: MM's ummm...
Posted By: Hobo in pink *glitter*
they won't make me talk too much will they? *blink blink*
Come over here and sit by me...speak into the recorder..err...the canteen. [Note to self: Two slarti's.. WoW! I kind like this pink gang]
Subject: Pink Hobo
Posted By: Slarty
Like the outfit. Got a kaftan to match?
Subject: kaftan ?
Posted By: Pink Hobo
nooooooo...but I do have afagan in my back pack.
Subject: Cool, Pink Hobo
Posted By: Slarty
Maybe it'll match these velvet 'loons I've just gotten out of the wardrobe. Knew they'd come in handy one day. Hmmm...bit tight around the waist...
Subject: Slarty
Posted By: Pink Hobo
How about you and I sing a verse of "When Irish Eyes Are Smiling"..that ought to distract the crowd!;)
Those M&M"s are making me typo funny...
Subject: Re: Slarty
Posted By: Slarty
Got a strange urge to sing some Janis Joplin....*Summertime....*
Subject: ..*Summertime....*
Posted By: Pink Hobo
*LOL*:-) I can slow dance to that!
Subject: ... and the living is easy.
Posted By: the pink panther
fish are flying, and the brass band is high!!!
Subject: Re: ... and the living is easy.
Posted By: Pink Hobo
*LOLOLOL* somthing about grass too...or was it cotton? *blink blink*
Subject: Re: ... and the living is easy.
Posted By: the pink panther
not grass - magic mushroom, i fear
Subject: we are now at our destination
Posted By: the pink panther
here is our once only issue of navy blue stockings to be worn on the head and pulled down over the face to conceal your identities
brass band, you group over there ->
HBD, you take orville over to that large structure over there <- and start locating the cable
Subject: OK - brass band
Posted By: the pink panther
deploy yourself behind that tree and start to create the diversion - but QUIETLY !!!!! don't want the public to know what we are doing
Subject: Re: Cables
Posted By: Orville Orc
I got a cable from my ma. It said "I AM FINE. HOW AR YOU?" But how's that gonna help?
Subject: Re: OK - brass band
Posted By: Hobo in pink *glitter*
-> giggle <- I am sooo confused...
[I wonder why those M&M's were NOT chocolate coated?]
Subject: ready - brass band?
Posted By: the pink panther
and WILL you put away those magic mushrooms!!!!!!
how are we suposed to carry out a serious and deadly operation if half our operatives are high on mushrooms? get down!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: If you're happy and you know it
Posted By: Wee folk
Hey!! Pink cat lady! [yells Junior Gnome as he swings from the lip of the tuba] Fanny fell down the tuba. How are we going to get her out?
Subject: jeez !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: the pink panther
keep those M & Ms away from orville !!!!!!
band - get ready to play inconspicuously
Subject: Re: I don't have no M&Ms
Posted By: Orville Orc
just these funny 'W' things.
Subject: We all live in a yellow submarine
Posted By: tinca
Br br br da da di da da
Subject: play inconspicuously?
Posted By: the scarlet slarti
i don't know that one. hum a few bars and i'll give it a shot.
Subject: Re: ready - brass band?
Posted By: Pink Hobo
Why do I have to play the flute ??? That's a *sissy* instarument..I think the gnome should play it! :-þ
Subject: fell into the tuba????????
Posted By: the pink panther
Crimson Slarty - blow HARD !!!!
Subject: Re: Freeing the wee folk
Posted By: Tuba Player
PHHHHHHHHHH! [and with a mighty blow the fairy is freed. Last seen heading through the air towards London]
Subject: blow hard?
Posted By: the scarlet slarti
yeah, that should be hard for him.
huh huh. huh huh huh. oh, man, my head hurts...
Subject: this operation is getting out of hand
Posted By: the pink panther
WHERE IS ORVILLE ??????
Subject: Re: We all live in a yellow submarine
Posted By: Pink Hobo
Hey! I'm new here and even I know that should be a *pink* sub!
Subject: Re: One M and M. Two
Posted By: Orville Orc
M and M. Three M and M. ..F..F.. Oh RATS! One M and M. Two M and M.......
Subject: FLASH!
Posted By: New Report
This news report just in. Strategic command has tracked a small object hurtling toward London. It is still unidentified and possibly hostile. Local authorities have been put on alert. The public is encouraged not to panic. We return you to your regular programming.
Subject: ready to sing??? *giggle*
Posted By: the pink panther
with catliek tread [hee hee hee]
'pon our pray we kneel [gigggle]
in shilense dreadlicks [wheeeee!]
our cort.. cort ... um [sigh]
hey - waddya put in these rashuns?
Subject: I heard things were gettin outta hand
Posted By: Bullwinkle
Is it okay if a non-pink comes to make sense of things? No? okay, well, I am a moose, i dont make much sense of ANYTHING
Subject: Bullwinkle ..ssshhhh..
Posted By: Pink Hobo
It's me..Army barbie..I'm playing eye spy with the pink. So far I have a LOT of pink info for the LEXY leader lady.
Subject: Bullwinkle ....
Posted By: Pink Hobo
DONT EAT THE MAGIC MUSHROOMS...*BURP*..
Subject: Re: I heard things were gettin outta hand
Posted By: the pink panther
bullwinkle - you are PINK and i have picshas to prove it !!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: Bullwinkle ..ssshhhh..
Posted By: Bullwinkle
hmmm funny, I was just gonna come in and talk to someone, but its all really pink.. hope Lexy doesnt think im doin any double agenting.. i mean after that whole pink tattoo'd moose incident, i have yet to redeem myself.
Subject: I just met this fun-gi
Posted By: Bullwinkle
Man was he a hoot!
Subject: Re: Do you copy Red Leader?
Posted By: Air Command
The bogie you're investigating seemed to originate in the vicinity of Gloucestershire. Proceed with all speed and caution. The important thing..REPEAT..the important thing is to ensure the safety of our air space. Use all means at your disposal to do this.
Subject: Re: Three M and M. Four
Posted By: Orville Orc
M and M. ...Fi..Fi OH DARN IT! One M and M. Two M and M.......
Subject: Hey Orville..
Posted By: Bullwinkle
Used Ink *heh heh heh heh*
Subject: [somewhere over England]
Posted By: Fanny Fairy
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Subject: Re: Bullwinkle ..ssshhhh..
Posted By: the pink panther
PINK HOBO - get with the drinks tray!!!!!! it is half time
Subject: Reporting Live from Biggin Hill
Posted By: Globelink News
This just in, live footage from the squadron scrambled to intercept the UFO flying over Glos...
Squadron Leader Strangely-Brown -"Ginger....Bogie at 12 o'clock"
Flying Officer Ginger Whinger -"Roger Skip, blowing my nose now"
SB -"No no no Ginger, I mean there's a gnome or elf or something straight ahead."
G -"Not sure I caught that, Skipper. Can you spell it?"
SB - "*sigh* Right G for ...er...Gnome, N for ...ahh..Gnome ....AWWWW FORGET IT!"
G - "Roger wilco and out. Tally Ho!"
*Transmission Ends*
Subject: Re: Half time?
Posted By: Orville Orc
In that case, could I have a water (Perrier please) with just a twist of lemon and some hors doeuvres. Thank you ever so kindly.
Subject: Re: Half time?
Posted By: Slarty
Got any Mars Bars?
Subject: I dare ya
Posted By: Sis
to crush that perrier bottle over your forehead!!
Subject: drinks tray...this uh way !
Posted By: Pink Hobo
Line up! Men on the left..women on the right, and orville in the front row! While you are drinking..I will entertain you with some half time song and dance...where did Slarti go??
Subject: oops.... identity crisis!!
Posted By: Bullwinkle
In that case.. I triple dog dare ya! :)
Subject: [taking a few moments from
Posted By: Rhonda
impersonating specious species]
I have to run off for a bit. You shouldn't have mentioned food. Now I'm STARVING. Back in a while to see the damage done.
Subject: Hey Hobo?
Posted By: Bullwinkle
Do you know the fancy four footed flipperoo? Man thats a fun one!
Subject: fancy dancing is my speciality
Posted By: Pink Hobo
I do favor tripping..errr...tapping the light fantastic in the moonlight..turn down the flood lights, please.
Subject: Slarti is off reading greats works of literature.
Posted By: Tigger
*snickers Tigger from the side of the road where she has been eating ice cream and ammusingly watching the frustrated efforts of her gang*
*GRIN* ;-)
Subject: sorry...
Posted By: the scarlet slarti
i seem to have fallen into the bushes. can someone...um...what was i saying? oh, man, my head...
Subject: Tigger !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: the pink panther
and i'll bet that you were the one who gave the magic mushroon to orville, too.
and the valve on the tuba is twisted where slarty had to blow hard to get that wretched fairly out. [hic]
ice cream??? you are eating icecream???
Subject: Yeah, Hi Boss! ;-)
Posted By: Tigger
*lick* Black Cherry Vanilla.. want some? ;-)
Subject: Wooooo Woooooo
Posted By: Pink Hobo
that's my train coming down the tracks...gotta run! Thanks for the magic time, and all the pink info ;)
Subject: Re: Yeah, Hi Boss! ;-)
Posted By: the pink panther
not sure how mushrooms will go with icecream - but, heck, why not!!!!!!!!!
Subject: LOL I can't stay long..
Posted By: Tigger
working undercover.. all hush, hush, you know. *puts finger to side of nose and winks*
Subject: i hope that ...
Posted By: the pink panther
you are not freelancing. LOL - glad that you could get here if only for a short while
Subject: Re: Wooooo Woooooo
Posted By: the pink panther
hmmm - the pink hobo has gone!!!!!! wonder who she was????? glad that i only put her in charge of the drinks - she got the password wrong - said ****** instead of ******.
bye pink hobo - LOL. glad that you could join us for a while
Subject: I have to run again.. need to write a conclusion..
Posted By: Tigger
where did everyone go? I was just going *watch* the proceedings! VERY funny I might add.. another good mission by the pink.
Subject: Hey Tig...
Posted By: Slarty
..would you mind taking this tuba with you? It appears to be ....ahem.... broken
Subject: Re: Hey Tig...
Posted By: the pink panther
*sigh* - you'd think that we would get better over time, wouldn't you? but i'll bet that the people of glo...shire enjoyed the music anyway.
[wanders off, singing
"with catlike thread
upon our way we steal
whatever we can b****** well pick up!"]
Subject: what the...
Posted By: the scarlet slarti
i seem to have fallen in a bush, and i have a terrible sense of deja vu in addition to a splitting headache, and...uh...what? hey, i'm in a bush! oh, man, my head...
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