"Don't worry, I trust her."
Submitted by: Kos
"I don't like the looks of this."
Submitted by: Kos
"Nothing dangerous around here."
Submitted by: Kos
"Nah, the GM is much too clear minded to take it out on our characters
just because I beat him at tennis yesterday."
Submitted by: Kos
"I jump off the cliff. . . wait, first I get my ring of flying back from
Jasmene."
Submitted by: Kos
"There's no traps down that corridor."
Submitted by: Kos
"Nah, it's just a random dungeon filler."
Submitted by: Kos
"It's OK, I have this dungeon module at home. There are no traps here."
Submitted by: Kos
"Orks! CHAAAAARGE!!"
Submitted by: Kos
"I pick up the dragon egg and test to see if anything is inside."
Submitted by: Kos
"I test the suspicious looking wire with my staff."
Submitted by: Kos
"I attack the mangy looking cat."
Submitted by: Kos
"I drink the potion."
Submitted by: Kos
"I cast 'Destroy Evil 50ft radius' at the skeleton."
- Nethermancer, 30 ft from said skeleton
Submitted by: Kos
"I open the door and see who it is."
Submitted by: Kos
"I jump off the 200ft cliff."
- Dwarf with 100 hp, counting on the average 70 hp damage
Submitted by: Kos
"Bah! I have practically no chance of failing my save."
Submitted by: Kos
"Was that 15 damage or 16?"
Submitted by: Kos
"I make a daring leap from the third storey roof and grab the pole that
is sticking out from the second storey balcony of the building across
the street."
Submitted by: Kos
"I will flee once I reach 5 hp or less, not before."
Submitted by: Kos
"I make a diving tackle for the Nethermancer, and grab his Clawstaff."
Submitted by: Kos
"Hmm, tastes like chicken."
Submitted by: Kos
"Why is the GM rolling so many times?"
Submitted by: Kos
"Hey look guys, all ones. Pretty lucky, huh?"
Submitted by: Kos
"What is the damage step of the guillotine?"
Submitted by: Kos
"What the heck, lets give it a go!"
Submitted by: Kos
"Reatunning on the fly just wiped all my matrices. I suppose now
is as good a time as any to try that Raw Magic casting."
Submitted by: Kos
"Don't worry, I'll just Taunt him so he can't hurt us."
Submitted by: Kos
"I follow him."
Submitted by: Kos
"I not following him."
Submitted by: Kos
"I charge through the door."
Submitted by: Kos
"I stay as he charges through the door."
Submitted by: Kos
"What's the difference between a dragon and a wyvern anyway?"
Submitted by: Kos
"If we kill the leader, the rest of the bandits will run away!"
Submitted by: Fish
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"Eat Masmura alive. Then cast Plant Feast and we'll have eight of him to
help against Alamaise!"
Submitted by: Fish
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"Nah, it's not worth the strain to use Avoid Blow on that."
Submitted by: Gert Meyer
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"Hold on, I had better count up how much damage I have taken so far."
Submitted by: Kos
"Is that the best you can do?"
Submitted by: Jeffrey Boser
Earthdawn Mailing List
"No, *you* pull the lever!"
Submitted by: Jeffrey Boser
Earthdawn Mailing List
"By the way, the scourge is over, you can drop them off, now!"
- T'skrang Illusionist, dealing with Queen Alachia
Submitted by: Andy Fichtner
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"Well, if you didn't LET them enslave you..."
- Human Cavalryman, dealing with an Ork Liberator and questor of Lochost
Submitted by: Joe Pettit
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"No, I will NOT dance with the Spectral Dancer."
Submitted by: Simmo
"You run, I'll distract Ubyr!"
Submitted by: Dylan Gault
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"It's always the same thing here at Skypoint, some big burly Trolls who
think the meaning of life is to raid and pillage, if I could just meet a
group of them now lady, I'd show you just how we Dingani treat
cowards....Who? Oh that's just Ymir he works at the abbotoir. I can't
see whether that's a knife in his hand, he's running at us too fast."
- Battak Angiven, 2nd Circle Elementalist's last words before sustaining
144 points of damage from an unseen cleaver thrown by Ymir the local
butcher.
Submitted by: Girth D'arrow
"Hey, I've checked the Companion, Ivanhoe is worth exactly as much Legend Points to
allow everyone else in the group to rise one circle!"
"I kill him"
"No I smack him first, I rolled a 15 for Ini"
Submitted by: Jochen
"Look...a Thundra Beast...let's go kill it!"
(Splat, Splat, Splat...very flat!)
- Said by a 1th circle dwarf warrior!
Submitted by: [EaglE]
"It sure is dark down there....I think you better go first"
Submitted by: Jikhara D'Gual Advisor to the B'jik Toolre (T'skrangs Thieves
Guild)
"I disbelieve the illusuion"
- Last words from Ras'tal before being mauled to death
by some horror constructs.
Submitted by: Nathan Walker
"Hmmm how far exactly did I fall... I have a chance don't I, ohhh well.
Got some dice."
- Grendal on his esntion upon the passion Ragnok... ganna die anyways
Submitted by: Foley
"I'll touch the rune; ok what happened? Nothing! Ok now I'll tuch
the other runes... hmmm you say I'm a woman now! Ok I can live with that...
Ohhh you also say I've released Verjigorm from his etrnal rest... Ok I
think we can take him... So our turnes over... (Fenral dies, Gerendal dies,
Janson dies)... My turn... I attack the bastard... Ohhh I missed. You say
he killed me... I want to see you roll those die... ohhh okay... hmmm...
got some dice?"
- A very careless adventuring party in the first circle, with very high hopes
and very low attributes... and no minds... or limbs... or heads for that
matter... could you please find my body... I was very attached to it, no
I've seemed to misplaced it.
Submitted by: Foley
"Oh, it's only a bloatform...."
- Eronian the Warrior Elf before he charges in. Just as quickly coming
back, flying through the air from the Horrors attacks.
Submitted by: Bosk
"We're all healed up...yes....potions handy....yes....everyone have their
weapons ready....yes....ok, it's safe. Open the door."
Submitted by: Bosk
To the GM: "Okay, you can stop re-rolling anytime now."
Submitted by: Bosk
Refering to the GM: "How many dice did it sound like he rolled?"
Submitted by: Bosk
"I bloody' hate horrors...Have I ever mentioned that?"
- Zhin Wun Veldrin 3rd circle horror hunter shortly before being de-patterned in a old house with bars on the windows.
Submitted by: Kark
"Hey. I'll dance with the Spectral Dancer"
- Obsidiman Warrior with no idea what was going on
Submitted by: Anshar Fontaine, Eighth Circle Elven Swordmaster
"I'll just fly over there to check them out"
- Windling Elementalist flying over a pack of ghouls in a 8' high room
Submitted by: Anshar Fontaine, Eighth Circle Elven Swordmaster
"Hey guys what is that big thing over there in the......"
- Human beastmaster seeing a horror for the first time
Submitted by: Anshar Fontaine, Eighth Circle Elven Swordmaster
"I'll just step on the trap to trigger it and jump back. Hey what do you
know, all ones."
- Human Calvaryman in a lost Kaer
Submitted by: Anshar Fontaine, Eighth Circle Elven Swordmaster
"I beat Anshar on Initative. What do you mean he hits me with Blood
Boil?!?!?"
- Shan'Tar Ork Beastmaster facing an Obsidiman Wizzard
Submitted by: Anshar Fontaine, Eighth Circle Elven Swordmaster
"Will these guys ever pull this burning building off of me?"
- Raven Ork Warrior while trapped under said building while his companions
were unconscious at the time
Submitted by: Anshar Fontaine, Eighth Circle Elven Swordmaster
"That many dice? DO i get to avoid blow dragon fire? No? Ok, someone hand me
some dice"
- Human Archer battling her first and last dragon
Submitted by: Anshar Fontaine, Eighth Circle Elven Swordmaster
"Don't worry guys, I can handle them"
- Scorn Ork Beastmaster facing cadaver men
Submitted by: Anshar Fontaine, Eighth Circle Elven Swordmaster
"Damn, a dragon, and I'm on fire...... and it was such a nice day too."
- Rievax Human Elementalist Karma Striking a dragon
Submitted by: Anshar Fontaine, Eighth Circle Elven Swordmaster
"What do you have to do to escape a grapple?"
- Tig Lindeberry, windling weaponsmith
Submitted by: Wafflemeisters
"Doesn't look like that Dragon is around here anywhere...."
- Vadim the Warrior says as he and another party member stare down a huge gaping
hole moments before the Dragon scorches them from above.
Submitted by: Bosk
"This is the last time I go through Jerris unarmed"
- Vadim the Warrior exclaims right before going unconscious from being poisoned
in an amush.
Submitted by: Bosk
"Ooh, Ive got a plan - I'll cast stick together on the troll &the
bench so he cant hit us!!"
- Kooshi third circle elementalist windling shortly before being turned into a greasy smear
on the wall.
Submitted by: kark
"You mean if Elidarius doesn't roll a 23 on Read/Write Magic the
scroll will fail to trap Night Whist and I'll be swallowed into
oblivion instantly--- great, thanx Andrew!"
- just before I rolled exactly 23 before God and everyone for
Elidarius scroll of entrapment to work right.
Submitted by: Paul Emerson
"Hey! It's a talking bug!"
- Archer Karl "Longfang" Horobi meeting the Tempter for the first time.
Submitted by: Francis Gilbert
"Ok! Seems like a good deal."
- Archer Karl "Longfang" Horobi on his first step to corruption.
Submitted by: Francis Gilbert
"Die!...er...has anyone got a spare bow string?"
- Archer Karl "Longfang" Horobi before being beaten with his own bow.
Submitted by: Francis Gilbert
"What if i shoot at him but deliberatly miss would that be ok?"
- Archer Karl "Longfang" Horobi under the scrutiny of a mind worm. Is mind
worm right? i can't for the life of me remember.
Submitted by: Francis Gilbert
"Heh, Heh, Heh"
- Asmond the silent giving away his position.
Submitted by: Francis Gilbert
"I will not obey you unless you can beet me in a game of chess! Ok get the
board then. Okay!....oopps."
- Warrior Barain falling for the mind worm, again.
Submitted by: Francis Gilbert
"Hello! is anyone in here!"
- Ork calveryman grog yelling into a dark cave and anounceing his
presence to the wormskull which lives there...he was smart enough to run
out as fast as he could when he heard the echo that returned, but stupid
enough to go back in.
Submitted by: David T. Martin
"You don't frighten us, we'll take you on, right guys...uh...guys...huh?"
- Ork calveryman faceing a wormskull before he realizes that all his
teamates have already run for there lives.
Submitted by: David T. Martin
"I'll take my bow and fire at these pale ones over there!"
- said by a Dwarven Warrior while standing in a 2-feet deep river and
carrying in his arms his unconscious humand friend...
Submitted by: Markus Finster
Tencisus (the human thief): Well I can't find any traps on this door,
and I don't think the lock above goes to anything. The lock by the door
knob is unlocked. Lets go in.
Orulius (the obsidman warrior): I open the door... What do you mean I
can't open it. Someone turn the handle while I ram it. The rest come
in after me.
- In a deep cave trying to enter a "deep" dwarves home land. The upper
lock went to the support beam straight above the door. Orulius smashed
the door, and heard a rumble, when he got off the ground (surrounded by
dwarves guards) to see a cloud of dust, and a five foot pile of rock
over his late friends.
Submitted By: Orulius
"I use great leap to jump onto their ship"
- Zacton troll skyraider shortly before being beaten unconscious by a whole crew
of retreating Ts'krang river pirates
Submitted by: Ecofreak
"This Bear is no real danger for a warrior adept." (Splat the Dwarf was
dead)
- Said by the 1st circle Dwarfen warrior adept Bruno Bearslayer. After
this the Bear was known as Bear Brunoslayer.
Submitted by: Sascha Leopold
"This town isn`t big enough for the 23 of us !!!!"
- a human warrior and 3 other PC`s are standing face-to-face with an angry horde of 19 NPC´s.... The battle was
short and hard but predictible.
Submitted by: Olaf Schwartzkopf
"You fight like a lady"
- an elven thief to a troll warrior, after the first hit of the troll. The second hit was deadly.
Submitted by: Olaf Schwartzkopf
"Do we really have to do, what that gay lizard told us ???"
- Some wise words spoken shortly after a conversation with a Great Dragon. Unfortunately Great Dragons have better
ears, than expected.
Submitted by: Olaf Schwartzkopf
"Wow! I almost went before Raggok!"
-"the Rock" - 5th circle obsidiman warrior, after rolling a 57 on his initiative.
Submitted by: Arcum
"*$%& you Raggok!!!"
-"the Rock" - 5th circle obsidiman warrior, after rolling a 57 on his initiative.
Submitted by: John Salter
"Wow! I almost went before Raggok!"
-Timbick windling warrior
Submitted by: Vejeeta
"Dave [the GM - me] won't kill us, he know's how much we love these characters" Submitted by: David Dankel
"Why's Dave want us to hand him the Horror sourcebook so bad?"
Submitted by: David Dankel
"No, the villagers swear this is Icewing's SUMMER lair, and it's the
middle of winter. Let's just go up for a quick look."
Submitted by: David Dankel
Player: "I dive out of the tower window and dive down towards the
bandits. I'll open my wings at the last moment and swoop over head,
distracting them long enough for the rest of you guys to attack."
(smiling ooc, 'Gotta love the windling race's flying ability')
GM: "You know it's raining, right?"
Player: "Yeah, so?"
Submitted by: David Dankel
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