Gordon : "Look Barney! How many times do I have to tell you. After you've done your business, could you at least clean up the damn floor!"

Gordon : "Excuse me? EXCUSE YOU! You know it's dangerous to stand in front of the barrel of my big fat shotgun. By the way... sorry about your brains!"

Gordon: "Oh, barney stop being such a kid. Just stand there for a sec!"

Barney : "Oh alright.... Wait a minute. What are you doing?!!!"

Gordon: "Ha ha ha. Another sucker!"

Gordon :"Actually. He does look kinda tasty!"