Doom 3: Emails

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Emails can be obtained in two ways in the game. The main source for Emails are on the PDA's you find during the game. In Mars City you can find 3 Information Terminals and download an email from each. Finally there is an easter egg where when you play Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3, and obtain a score of 25,000 or more, an email will be downloaded to your PDA.

Emails contain a lot of interesting and sometimes crucial information. They are a common place for discovering codes to open locked door and Storage Lockers. You get to find out about what is going on at the Mars facility, and you get an insight into the personality of each of the game characters. They are also a great source of comic relief, you will get quite a few laughs reading them.

Below is a table of all the Emails found in the game, where and how they are found. I've also supplied body text for emails as well for easy reference.

The table is listed in the chronological order in which you find the Emails in the game.

Email

Date

To

From

How

Welcome Message 11-15-2145 You Director W. Banks Is on the PDA issued to you by H. Feiner
Report to Marine HQ 11-15-2145 You Sergeant Kelly Is on the PDA issued to you by H. Feiner
Safety Awareness Month 11-15-2145 You Safety committee Download from the Information Terminal in the Departure Lounge
Code-Black: Missing Staff 11-15-2145 You UAC Security Download from the Information Terminal in the Mars City Reception
New High Score! 12-12-2145 You HR Coordinator Get 25,000 points playing Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3
Volunteer to earn extra credits 11-15-2145 You HR Coordinator Download from the Information Terminal in the Marine Command Access
Lost PDA 11-08-2145 Adam Berneche Ethan Peterson Is on the PDA of Adam E. Berneche
Maintenance Report Needed 11-10-2145 Adam Berneche Ethan Peterson Is on the PDA of Adam E. Berneche
Volunteer Services 11-13-2145 Adam Berneche Delta HR Is on the PDA of Adam E. Berneche
Tired of working the crane? 11-15-2145 Daniel Young Frank Delahue Is on the PDA of Daniel M. Young
You're not gonna believe this :) 11-13-2145 Grant Baston T. Brooks Is on the PDA of Grant F. Baston
UPDATED SECURITY CODE 11-14-2145 Grant Baston UAC Security Is on the PDA of Grant F. Baston
Got a new guy on the way 11-15-2145 Mark Ryan T. Brooks Is on the PDA of Mark B. Ryan
Party in the Delta Labs 11-13-2145 Frank Delahue Brian Mora Is on the PDA of Frank A. Delahue
RE: Request Security 11-14-2145 Frank Delahue UAC Security Is on the PDA of Frank A. Delahue
Would you believe - chainsaws? 11-12-2145 Marcus Stanton David Robbins Is on the PDA of Marcus C. Stanton
Farewell for now 11-14-2145 Marcus Stanton Ray Gerhardt Is on the PDA of Marcus C. Stanton
FW: Farewell for now 11-14-2145 Marcus Stanton Duncan Mathews Is on the PDA of Marcus C. Stanton
RE: Patient Attack 11-09-2145 Mark Caseon Jordan Kenedy Is on the PDA of Marcus T. Caseon
Leaving? 11-15-2145 Mark Caseon Sarah Holsten Is on the PDA of Marcus T. Caseon
Sentry Bot Security 11-02-2145 SSgt Tyson PFC Hagar Is on the PDA of Sergeant Bill Tyson
New Arrival 11-10-2145 SSgt Tyson Sergeant Kelly Is on the PDA of Sergeant Bill Tyson
Security Code Change 11-11-2145 SSgt Tyson Central Security Is on the PDA of Sergeant Bill Tyson
Farewell for now 11-14-2145 Duncan Mathews Ray Gerhardt Is on the PDA of Duncan A. Mathews
RE: Equipment Request 11-15-2145 Duncan Mathews UAC Security Is on the PDA of Duncan A. Mathews
Armaments in the cabinet 11-12-2145 Alan Dorweiler Ethan Peterson Is on the PDA of Alan E. Dorweiler
UAC Corporate 11-14-2145 Alan Dorweiler Ethan Peterson Is on the PDA of Alan E. Dorweiler
Lightspeed Pharmacy 11-14-2145 Alan Dorweiler martianbuddy.com Is on the PDA of Alan E. Dorweiler
Free Stuff!! 10-09-2145 Jonathan Moses martianbuddy.com Is on the PDA of Jonathan A. Moses
Storage Cabinet 11-07-2145 Jonathan Moses Jim Bowier Is on the PDA of Jonathan A. Moses
RE: Storage Cabinet 11-08-2145 Jonathan Moses Jim Bowier Is on the PDA of Jonathan A. Moses
Religious Artifacts 10-02-2145 William Banks Malcolm Betruger Is on the PDA of William L. Banks
Missing Person 11-08-2145 William Banks Matthew White Is on the PDA of William L. Banks
New Web Site 11-10-2145 Banks UA-Corp.com Is on the PDA of William L. Banks
Network Breach 11-02-2145 Paul Simons IT Security Is on the PDA of Paul M. Simons
Email Spam 11-13-2145 Paul Simons Russell Weilder Is on the PDA of Paul M. Simons
EPD status 11-04-2145 Kyle Berger William Landow Is on the PDA of Kyle C. Berger
EPD Collection Chamber status 11-10-2145 Kyle Berger UAC Maintenance Is on the PDA of Kyle C. Berger
New Safety Protocols 11-11-2145 Jack Smith Brian Jenkins Is on the PDA of Jack T. Smith
Buddy system?! 11-13-2145 Jack Smith Ari Braden Is on the PDA of Jack T. Smith
Lost PDA 11-13-2145 Dr. George Krietman Dr. Pat Harvey Is on the PDA of George Krietman
Time off 10-24-2145 Bernie Lipsitz John McDermott Is on the PDA of Bernie Lipsitz
Hydrocon O2 leak 11-14-2145 Bernie Lipsitz Fredric Anubus Is on the PDA of Bernie Lipsitz
Play Uanet's DracoWyzard now! 10-11-2145 Andrew Chin martianbuddy.com Is on the PDA of Andrew Chin
8 sided die 10-12-2145 Andrew Chin Walter Connors Is on the PDA of Andrew Chin
The E-Rock Has Landed 11-08-2145 Dr. Andrew Chin Erik Reeves Is on the PDA of Andrew Chin
Storage cabinet 038 11-12-2145 Dr. Andrew Chin Brian Wellington Is on the PDA of Andrew Chin
Collection 10-12-2145 Walter Connors Walter Connors Is on the PDA of Walter I. Connors
Note to self 10-16-2145 Walter Connors Walter Connors Is on the PDA of Walter I. Connors
MFS Compressor Numbers 11-02-2145 Walter Connors Derek Wayland Is on the PDA of Walter I. Connors
Won't be in today 10-28-2145 Mark Lamia George Poota Is on the PDA of Mark B. Lamia
Storage lockers 10-31-2145 Mark Lamia Graham Fuchs Is on the PDA of Mark B. Lamia
Doctor appointment 11-02-2145 Mark Lamia George Poota Is on the PDA of Mark B. Lamia
Crates moved 11-12-2145 Mark Lamia Dusty Welch Is on the PDA of Mark B. Lamia
Hours of operation 10-28-2145 George Poota Mark Lamia Is on the PDA of George Poota
++FIRE YOUR BOSS!!++ 10-28-2145 George Poota martianbuddy.com Is on the PDA of George Poota
Chamber Calibration 11-1-2145 Larry Kaczynski David Carter Is on the PDA of Larry Kaczynski
Hello 11-9-2145 Larry Kaczynski John Okonkwo Is on the PDA of Larry Kaczynski
Security Sweep Request 10-26-2145 Michael Abrams Henry Nelson Is on the PDA of Michael G. Abrams
Personnel Request 11-10-2145 Michael Abrams Human Resources Is on the PDA of Michael G. Abrams
Invalid Number in code 11-15-2145 Michael Abrams I.T. Security Is on the PDA of Michael G. Abrams
Strange Voices 10-24-2145 Henry Nelson Jeff Dickens Is on the PDA of Henry Q. Nelson
Missing Tools 11-13-2145 Henry Nelson Greg O'Brian Is on the PDA of Henry Q. Nelson
The New Taboo! 11-10-2145 Paul Raad martianbuddy.com Is on the PDA of Paul E. Raad
Ice Cream Social 11-12-2145 Paul Raad Social Committee Is on the PDA of Paul E. Raad
Plasma Storage Capacity 11-02-2145 Theresa Chasar Lloyd Renstrom Is on the PDA of Theresa M. Chasar
Your Work 11-05-2145 Theresa Chasar Lloyd Renstrom Is on the PDA of Theresa M. Chasar
RE: Lloyd is driving me nuts! 11-10-2145 Theresa Chasar Elizabeth McNeil Is on the PDA of Theresa M. Chasar
More on Swensen 10-25-2145 Steve Hammer Mathew Morton Is on the PDA of Steve L. Hammer
Lets help this poor girl! 11-15-2145 Steve Hammer Eric Grossman Is on the PDA of Steve L. Hammer
Those Damn Chainsaws! 11-13-2145 James Holiday Ron Ridge Is on the PDA of James A. Holiday
Site 1 needs 11-15-2145 James Holiday Shipping Authority Is on the PDA of James A. Holiday
Maintenance Lift Access Restrictions 11-14-2145 Ron Ridge UAC Authority Is on the PDA of Ron I. Ridge
RE: Those Damn Chainsaws! 11-14-2145 Ron Ridge James Holiday Is on the PDA of Ron I. Ridge
Your receipt # 9318691220 10-10-2145 Seamus Blake Crater Music Is on the PDA of Seamus J. Blake
Question?? 10-11-2145 Seamus Blake Karl Roper Is on the PDA of Seamus J. Blake
Join Now and Save 20% 11-08-2145 Ben Wolfe martianbuddy.com Is on the PDA of Ben B. Wolfe
RE: Request Security Access 11-12-2145 Ben Wolfe Security Authority Is on the PDA of Ben B. Wolfe
Quiz Night 11-14-2145 Rob Finch Brent Davis Is on the PDA of Robert J. Finch
On your way home!! 11-15-2145 Rob Finch Steven Finch Is on the PDA of Robert J. Finch
Pump Malfunction 11-02-2145 Nicholas Sadowayj Henry Varela Is on the PDA of Nick Sadowayj
Locked Armaments 11-10-2145 Nicholas Sadowayj Scott Johnson Is on the PDA of Nick Sadowayj
New Rocket Launcher 10-30-2145 Anthony Graza Michael Abrams Is on the PDA of Anthony R. Garza
RE: New Rocket Launcher 11-04-2145 Anthony Grza Michael Abrams Is on the PDA of Anthony R. Garza
Sleep Away!! 11-06-2145 Tony Graza martianbuddy.com Is on the PDA of Anthony R. Garza
Pump Malfunction 11-04-2145 Jeff Moen Henry Varela Is on the PDA of Jeffery R. Moen
Toxic Waste Storage 11-09-2145 Jeff Moen Gregg Brandenburg Is on the PDA of Jeffery R. Moen
RE: Locked Armaments 11-11-2145 Scott Johnson Nicholas Sadowayj Is on the PDA of Scott P. Johnson
Door Repair 10-23-2145 Sam Harding James Torbin Is on the PDA of Samuel J. Harding
Turret Gun Mounting Brackets 11-03-2145 Sam Harding Karl Cullen Is on the PDA of Samuel J. Harding
RE: Turret Gun Mounting Brackets 11-05-2145 Sam Harding Karl Cullen Is on the PDA of Samuel J. Harding
ADS operational 10-23-2145 Gary Ross Delta Security Is on the PDA of Gary Ross
RE: Airlock Request 11-04-2145 Gary Ross Central Security Is on the PDA of Gary Ross
Site 2 Closure 10-11-2145 Charles Hollies Yon Brady Is on the PDA of Charles L. Hollies
Remaining Ammunition 10-13-2145 Charles Hollies Yon Brady Is on the PDA of Charles L. Hollies
Artifact Inventory Tracking 10-27-2145 Charles Hollies Phil Wilson Is on the PDA of Charles L. Hollies
New Automated Defense System 10-06-2145 Karl Cullen Security Authority Is on the PDA of Karl P. Cullen
RE: Turret Shutdown Codes 10-12-2145 Karl Cullen Chris Baughman Is on the PDA of Karl P. Cullen
Extra Medical Supplies 11-02-2145 Karl Cullen Lee Pommeroy Is on the PDA of Karl P. Cullen
Mounting brackets fixed 11-04-2145 Karl Cullen Sam Harding Is on the PDA of Karl P. Cullen
Additional Security Needed 11-09-2145 Karl Cullen Mathew Gaiser Is on the PDA of Karl P. Cullen
Did you get it?!! 11-13-2145 Robert Price Price@kpjNET Is on the PDA of Robert M. Price
RE: You guys experiencing this? 11-14-2145 Robert Price Ryan S. Is on the PDA of Robert M. Price
Reactor Safety 11-14-2145 Brian Mora Delta Authority Is on the PDA of Brian Karr Mora
BECOME A BETTER PERSON NOW! 11-12-2145 Brian Mora martianbuddy.com Is on the PDA of Brian Karr Mora
Anti psychotics shipment in today 11-09-2145 Peter Raleigh Ben Peterson Is on the PDA of Peter N. Raleigh
Overburdened 11-12-2145 Peter Raleigh Phil Wilson Is on the PDA of Peter N. Raleigh
The Soul Cube 11-14-2145 Yours Research Archive Is downloaded to your PDA from I. McCormick's laptop
Baklava bake oven on sale now! 10-28-2145 Frank Cinders martianbuddy.com Is on the PDA of Frank A. Cinders
your lunch 11-15-2145 Frank Cinders Guy Harollson Is on the PDA of Frank A. Cinders
Patient work load 10-24-2145 Phil Wilson Dr. Peter Raleigh Is on the PDA of Phil W. Wilson
Locker code change request 11-02-2145 Francis Erikson Delta Security Is on the PDA of Francis R. Erikson
Martian Buddy Cabinet 10-30-2145 Francis Erikson Corbin Hues Is on the PDA of Francis R. Erikson
Specimen 197 -Imp 11-15-2145 You Research Archive Download from stasis chamber 1 computer in Delta Labs Level 2B: Stasis Chamber
Specimen 42 -Living Dead (partial) 11-15-2145 You Research Archive Download from stasis chamber 3 computer in Delta Labs Level 2B: Stasis Chamber
Specimen 27 - Imp (partial) 11-15-2145 You Research Archive Download from stasis chamber 4 computer in Delta Labs Level 2B: Stasis Chamber
Specimen 31 - Hellknight (partial) 11-15-2145 You Research Archive Download from stasis chamber 5 computer in Delta Labs Level 2B: Stasis Chamber
Specimen 218 - Revenant 11-15-2145 You Research Archive Download from stasis chamber 6 computer in Delta Labs Level 2B: Stasis Chamber
Storage Locker Update 11-13-2145 Jacob Stemmons Thomas Franks Is on the PDA of Jacob L. Stemmons
RE: Power out!! 11-15-2145 Jacob Stemmons Maintenance Is on the PDA of Jacob L. Stemmons
RE: Soul Cube as a Weapon 10-20-2145 Larry Bullman Malcolm Betruger Is on the PDA of Larry A. Bullman
You may be a winner! 10-22-2145 Larry Bullman martianbuddy.com Is on the PDA of Larry A. Bullman
Volunteer today 11-01-2145 Larry Bullman HR Coordinator Is on the PDA of Larry A. Bullman
It is a weapon! 11-14-2145 Larry Bullman Ian McCormick Is on the PDA of Larry A. Bullman
Investigation Report 10-02-2145 Liz McNeil Elliot Swann Is on the PDA of Elizabeth A. McNeil
Storage room code changes 10-08-2145 Liz McNeil Michael Abrams Is on the PDA of Elizabeth A. McNeil
Level 3 Access Code Change 10-15-2145 Liz McNeil Michael Abrams Is on the PDA of Elizabeth A. McNeil
Immediate medical attention 10-23-2145 Frank Cerano Delta Control Is on the PDA of Frank Z. Cerano, Ph.D
Assistance Request 11-02-2145 Frank Cerano Delta Control Is on the PDA of Frank Z. Cerano, Ph.D
Security Team info 10-23-2145 Han Lee Delta Security Is on the PDA of Han M. Lee
Teleportation Transfers 11-10-2145 Marten Shultz Frank Cerano Is on the PDA of Marten R. Shultz, Ph.D
Ammunition Cabinet 11-05-2145 Jack Gilbert Paul Downing Is on the PDA of Jack Gilbert
Expedition Expectations 08-06-2145 Simon Garlick Heather Elaine Is on the PDA of Simon R. Garlick
Dimensional Uniqueness 08-06-2145 Simon Garlick Earl Besch Is on the PDA of Simon R. Garlick
Re: Your application xx-xx-2145 Joshua Hebert Brian Is on the PDA of Joshua P. Hebert
Drowning in Debt? xx-xx-2145 Joshua Hebert Brian Is on the PDA of Joshua P. Hebert
Mars Research Post 09-23-2145 Elliot Swann UAC Board Is on the PDA of Elliot Swann
Looking forward to your arrival 10-02-2145 Elliot Swann Liz McNeil Is on the PDA of Elliot Swann
UAC Board Review 10-03-2145 Elliot Swann Malcolm Betruger Is on the PDA of Elliot Swann
Drowning in Debt? 11-04-2145 Bruce Jackson martianbuddy.com Is on the PDA of Bruce L. Jackson
Security Assignment 11-14-2145 Bruce Jackson Michael Abrams Is on the PDA of Bruce L. Jackson
Valuable Sacrificial Pointers 11-16-2145 You Research Archive Download from the Information Terminal in Delta Complex: CPU Access
Security Concerns 10-22-2145 Tony Bates Brian Franko Is on the PDA of Tony F. Bates
Increase your Pen1s size! 11-04-2145 Tony Bates Martian Buddy Is on the PDA of Tony F. Bates
Your Test Results 11-08-2145 Tony Bates Edward Sorrenson Is on the PDA of Tony F. Bates
Mail Delivery Failure 11-13-2145 Charlie Haskell System Admin Is on the PDA of Charlie D. Haskell
How have you been? 11-15-2145 Charlie Haskell John Bianga Is on the PDA of Charlie D. Haskell
Storage Problem on Server 11-04-2145 Steve Tooloose Henry Bielefeldt Is on the PDA of Steve H. Tooloose
BFG Info Video 11-14-2145 Steve Tooloose Brian Franko Is on the PDA of Steve H. Tooloose
Discovery in the Ruins 08-10-2145 Richard Davis Malcolm Betruger Is on the PDA of Richard S. Davis, Ph.D
Ruins safety concerns 10-16-2145 Richard Davis Lowell Foshay Is on the PDA of Richard S. Davis, Ph.D
Tablets are key 11-10-2145 Richard Davis Pierce Rogers Is on the PDA of Richard S. Davis, Ph.D
Scanner Results 10-17-2145 Pierce Rogers Richard Davis Is on the PDA of Pierce M. Rogers, Ph.D
Thanks! 11-02-2145 Pierce Rogers Timmy Rogers Is on the PDA of Pierce M. Rogers, Ph.D
The Soul Cube is the answer 11-15-2145 Pierce Rogers Server: Mail Failure Is on the PDA of Pierce M. Rogers, Ph.D
Generator Repairs Needed 10-07-2145 Robert Cody Maint. Control Is on the PDA of Robert O. Cody
Sorry old pal 10-08-2145 Robert Cody Mark Robertson Is on the PDA of Robert O. Cody
Thanks 11-16-2145 Doom Player Adrian Carmack Is on the PDA of id Software
Thank You 11-16-2145 Doom Player John Carmack Is on the PDA of id Software
Thank You 11-16-2145 Doom Player Kevin Cloud Is on the PDA of id Software
It's DONE bay-bee! 11-16-2145 Doom Player Todd Hollenshead Is on the PDA of id Software
Thanks Everyone!! 11-16-2145 Doom Player Tim Willits Is on the PDA of id Software
Special Thanks 11-16-2145 Doom Player Christian Antkow Is on the PDA of id Software
Thanks.. 11-16-2145 Doom Player Timothee Besset Is on the PDA of id Software
DONE! WOOOO! 11-16-2145 Doom Player Mal Blackwell Is on the PDA of id Software
Dirt 11-16-2145 Doom Player Andy Chang Is on the PDA of id Software
Thanks 11-16-2145 Doom Player Jim Dose Is on the PDA of id Software
I see you found the brick... 11-16-2145 Doom Player Pat Duffy Is on the PDA of id Software
Martian Buddy Dot Com 11-16-2145 Doom Player Robert Duffy Is on the PDA of id Software
Thank You 11-16-2145 Doom Player Matt Hooper Is on the PDA of id Software
Thanks 11-16-2145 Doom Player James Houska Is on the PDA of id Software
Thanks Everyone 11-16-2145 Doom Player Donna Jackson Is on the PDA of id Software
Many thanks! 11-16-2145 Doom Player Jerry Keehan Is on the PDA of id Software
Thank You 11-16-2145 Doom Player Seneca Menard Is on the PDA of id Software
Thanks 11-16-2145 Doom Player Fredrik Nilsson Is on the PDA of id Software
Thank You 11-16-2145 Doom Player Steve Rescoe Is on the PDA of id Software
Mixom.co.jp order has shipped 11-16-2145 Doom Player Kenneth Scott Is on the PDA of id Software
SUSPECTED SPAM: B1G TH4NK5 11-16-2145 Doom Player Marty Stratton Is on the PDA of id Software
Thanks 11-16-2145 Doom Player Patrick Thomas Is on the PDA of id Software
Did you find the MrE behind DOOM 3 ? 11-16-2145 Doom Player JMP van Waveren Is on the PDA of id Software
Special Thanks 11-16-2145 Doom Player Eric Webb Is on the PDA of id Software
Did somebody say free food? 11-16-2145 Doom Player The Interns Is on the PDA of id Software

Welcome Message

Welcome to Mars Marine.

I would like to take a brief moment of your time and welcome you to what we call our 'home away from home'. We will make every effort to make your stay here as pleasant as possible, and if you need something, please feel free to contact your supervisor for immediate assistance. I hope that you can find the time to take advantage of some of our great staff amenities. As a reminder, we engage in technical, highly secure testing and research here, please refrain from wandering into unauthorized areas. Any security team member will assist you if help is needed.

Sincerely,
Director William Banks

Report to Marine HQ

Marine,
Report to Marine command as soon as possible. Don't waste any time getting here. We're short on troops and I need you out on patrol as soon as possible.

Sergeant Kelly

Safety Awareness Month

Safety is critical to everything we do on Mars. We will review all standard safety protocols during the month of November - Safety Awareness month.

It is mandatory that you schedule time to attend each of these valuable workshops.

Proper Plasma Handling: Review of the proper storage of plasma, how to handle plasma leaks, and the best ways to treat plasma burns.

Emergency First Aid: Learn the location and correct use for all of the Health Packs placed throughout the facility. Special attention will be given to waste prevention methods. Health resources are squandered if a large pack is used when only a small pack is needed.

Storage of Weapons and Ammo: Special lecture on the safe storage of weapons and ammo. Fred Nilsson will be giving hands-on lessons in proper targeting and strafing.

Emergency Loss of Environment: This lecture will focus on what to do if you are faced with an air leak, structural failure, or airlock failure. Special care will be paid to the locations of emergency air tanks.


See postings outside UAC HR for times and locations.

Code-Black: Missing Staff

Dr. Jonathan Ishii from the Delta Science Team is missing. Security is concerned that he may be injured and unable to respond to pages or return to his post. Please keep an eye out for Dr. Ishii and report to UAC Security if he is located.

He was last seen in Mars City Underground approaching the airlock leading to the old communications array.


New High Score!

Congratulations! You set a new high score in Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3!!!

Your parents can rest easier knowing they have raised another shining example of humanity.

Due to the incredible amount of time you wasted punching poor defenseless turkeys, your vacation time has been docked two days.

Have a nice day.

Volunteer to earn extra credits

Delta Labs is looking for individuals to fill critical positions. You can help with our exciting break-through work and earn credits at the same time.

Volunteers are needed in the following areas:

Teleportation: We're looking for test subjects to stress-test the new teleporters. Experience tomorrow's travel technology, today!

Medical Research: Our advanced pharmaceutical team needs volunteers to participate in exciting medical studies. Help us find cures to everything from the common cold to Ebola 7.

Specimen Handling: We need volunteers to help handle and track the specimens gathered through Delta Labs experiments. Health test and liability waiver will be required.


For more information about any of these opportunities or to post openings in your department, please see an HR Coordinator.


Lost PDA

Adam,

Please take more caution in securing your personal data assistant. It's turned up in lost and found three times this month. As you know, your base security clearances are stored on that and it becomes a serious security issue any time a PDA is lost. Failure to secure your PDA could eventually result in your termination.

Mr. Peterson
Maintenance Supervisor

Maintenance Report Needed

Adam,
Your report is long overdue. Record an audio log for what you've done today on your maintenance shift and send it to me immediately. I know you recoded the cabinet today, and it is imperative that I update my master list with the new code.

I do not want to tell you again how important it is to record those codes.

Mr. Peterson
Maintenance Supervisor

Volunteer Services

Mr. Berneche,

I have some great news for you, your name came up in our last management meeting as a possible candidate for our Delta Labs outreach program. As you have probably heard, we are conducting some very exciting and important experiments here in Delta.
Your supervisor recommended you as a good candidate and in fact he insisted you would be perfect for the job. I've reviewed your file and I agree with his assessment, you will make a perfect test subject.
Our work here is very important to the UAC and you should feel privileged that you have a chance to be a part of it.

Mr. K. Clearsky
Delta Future Systems

p.s. Remember, volunteering is the best choice! I'd hate to invoke clause 12.A of section 543 of your employment contract; which if you are not familiar with, allows us to appoint volunteers.

Tired of working the crane?

Daniel,

I'm considering a promotion for you if you're interested. I'm down an engineer in Reclamation and I think you would be the perfect replacement.

Give it some thought over the next few days and let me know what you think.

Frank Delahue,
Engineering Manager

You're not gonna believe this :)

You will not believe this... actually you probably will. The late night security detail couldn't figure out how to open the security cabinets from the security office?!?! I spent the next morning walking them through the steps in the security panels. They didn't realize that you could open both cabinets from the one security panel. Where do they find these people?

-Brooks

UPDATED SECURITY CODE

Unit Supervisor,

November Security Update for your area, UNDERGROUND MAINTENANCE, has been completed.
Please update the security cabinet code in the Energy Stabilization Unit to 531.

Thanks,
UAC Security

Got a new guy on the way

Hey Mark,
We had a new marine just come through the security checkpoint. He's gonna check out the old comm building for that missing scientist. Can you make sure he doesn't get lost... last thing we need is another missing person.

Thanks Bro
-Brooks

Party in the Delta Labs

Yo Frank,
Don't forget that we're starting the party early this time... 8:15.

--BMora--

RE: Request Security

UAC Employee,

We have received your complaint and will consider your request. Safety is important to us and will do everything to insure security throughout the UAC.

Sincerly,
UAC Security
----Original Message- ---
Sent: 11-12-2145
To: UAC Security

I'm becoming increasingly concerned for the safety of myself and my co-workers down here in Underground. We've had guys getting stuck outside of the airlock that leads to the old comm building and there seems to be a build up of tension over the past few weeks. I've seen friendly co-workers change...

I formally request additional security as well as an investigation as to what's causing all the angst.
- Frank Delahue

Would you believe - chainsaws?

Marcus,
Those morons at Mixom have done it again. I requisitioned a crate of jackhammers. What we got were several crates of chainsaws and no jackhammers at all. What the hell were they thinking? Chainsaws serve no purpose on Mars!

I'm sending these back as soon as I get the time. Meanwhile, I would appreciate it if you could lodge another complaint with Mixom and expedite my jackhammers when they do arrive.

David Robbins
Industrial Complex

Farewell for now

If you've received this e-mail, you are someone I worked with while here on Mars and have made an impression on my life. I want you to know I'm leaving Mars and UAC to pursue other opportunities after one last assignment tomorrow in Delta Labs.

I will miss you terribly and will think of you often. I'm sure the friendships I've made here will last the rest of my life and I will be sure to keep in touch. As soon as I have a new address I will forward it along.

I hope you will join me in the Mars City kitchen for a drink tomorrow evening. My shuttle leaves first thing on 11/16 and I'd hate to miss my last chance to see you... until next time.

Ray Gerhardt

FW: Farewell for now

Any idea who this guy is? I think he may be the funny looking dweeb from Alpha Labs, but I always thought his name was Alan.

Are you going to go have that drink with him? I wouldn't normally... but if he's buying and other people will be there, it might be fun.

---- Original Message----
Sent: 11-14-2145
To: Duncan Mathews

If you've received this e-mail, you are someone I worked with while here on Mars and have made an impression on my life. I want you to know I'm leaving Mars and UAC to pursue other opportunities after one last assignment tomorrow in Delta Labs.

I will miss you terribly and will think of you often. I'm sure the friendships I've made here will last the rest of my life and I will be sure to keep in touch. As soon as I have a new address I will forward it along.

I hope you will join me in the Mars City kitchen for a drink tomorrow evening. My shuttle leaves first thing on 11/16 and I'd hate to miss my last chance to see you... until next time.

Ray Gerhardt

RE: Patient Attack

Mark,
Thank you for sending me the audio report. I wish the news was better.

I will coordinate with our colleagues here on Earth to find additional staff and resources to assist. Given the situation there, it isn't going to be easy. You may be on your own for a while.

My advice to you, continue to document everything you can, attempt to find the root of the problem, and for goodness sakes, stash weapons and medical supplies for yourself in case things get worse. I'm glad to hear you've already taken some precautions by locking some supplies in that cabinet. I hope it is enough. I appreciate you including the code in your report and will keep it secure.

Leaving?

Mark,

I hear that you're leaving Mars. I'm happy that you'll be able to spend more time with your family, but I am very worried about the deteriorating situation here. We're short staffed already. Your departure will be a big loss.

Speaking of which, I've noticed that Zach in Operations has been behaving more and more erratically. Since talking with you I'm not sure if I'm being overly sensitive, or if he has caught the bug going around. I swear he tried to bite me today.

In your absence is there anything I should do?

-Sarah

Sentry Bot Security

Staff Sergeant Tyson,

I have been a major supporter of putting Sentry Bots on routine patrols. In the past, they have proven to be very reliable. That changed today.

I witnessed two of our guys doing maintenance on a bot in Mars City. While having it only partially assembled, they activated its sensors to test their repairs. All of the sudden, the Sentry locked onto one of the marines as an enemy and began firing at him. If the ammo had been loaded, that marine would have been killed. Thankfully the other marine was able to immobilize it quickly.

The Sentry Bot is powerful - but maybe too powerful. Why do we need that much firepower in Mars City? Except for the odd report of individuals going a little crazy, we don't have many problems. Do we really expect the Sentry Bots to know the difference between someone having a bad day and someone gone mad?

I hope you can talk to Sarge about this before something worse happens.
-PFC Hagar

New Arrival

SSgt Tyson,
We have a new troop inbound to replace Allen. He will be arriving on the next transport.

Be sure to get the manifest filled out for his first issue.
Sergeant Kelly

Security Code Change

SSgt Tyson,
Due to the upcoming personnel transfer, we will be changing the Weapons Storage code in Marine Command to 584. The change will take effect on Nov 15, 2145.
Thank You,

Central Security

Farewell for now

If you've received this e-mail, you are someone I worked with while here on Mars and have made an impression on my life. I want you to know I'm leaving Mars and UAC to pursue other opportunities after one last assignment tomorrow in Delta Labs.

I will miss you terribly and will think of you often. I'm sure the friendships I've made here will last the rest of my life and I will be sure to keep in touch. As soon as I have a new address I will forward it along.

I hope you will join me in the Mars City kitchen for a drink tomorrow evening. My shuttle leaves first thing on 11/16 and I'd hate to miss my last chance to see you... until next time.

Ray Gerhardt

RE: Equipment Request

We understand the pressures and concerns of civilians in Mars City. I want to assure you that there is nothing to worry about. We in UAC Security have everything under control.

I've left the armor you requested on your desk. I hope this helps you sleep a bit easier. We will not be able to fulfill your request for a plasma gun at this time. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that civilians are not allowed the possession of weapons. If you ask again, I will have no choice but to report you to UAC HR.

If you do happen to find equipment, it is your duty to return it to UAC Security immediately.

Sincerely,
UAC Security
----Original Message----
Sent: 11-15-2145
To: UAC Security

Please requisition to my department armor and one plasma gun with ammo. With all that has been happening around here, I don't feel safe. I haven't been able to sleep and it has been difficult to work.

If it would be easier, I could always just help myself to some of the armor I've seen security leave carelessly around the base.

Armaments in the cabinet

Alan,
Per our earlier conversation I've stocked the storage cabinet in your area with some ammunition and security armor. The door code is 586. I don't know what's going on around here but we can't be too careful. I hope to God we never have to use that stuff.

If I hear anything else I'll email you.
Ethan

UAC Corporate

Alan,
I heard that UAC Corporate is sending someone up here to check on Betruger. His name is Elliot Swann, I don't know who he is but John said he's a real ball buster. He said that he always travels with a bodyguard. This can't be a good situation. I hope this Swann guy doesn't shut us down. We are so close to solving the stability problems and the transfer errors are exceptionally low now.

I'll keep you posted if anything goes down.
Ethan

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Storage Cabinet

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We've recently received your storage cabinet from Martian Buddy, where would you like us to put it?

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RE: Storage Cabinet

Mr. Moses,
Thank you for the quick reply, we will have it delivered to your office by the end of the week.

----Original Message----
Sent: 11-07-2145
To: Jim Bowier
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Religious Artifacts

Director Banks, I need your urgent attention on this matter.

It is very important to my research that all crates containing religious artifacts arriving from earth, with a co-sign for Delta Labs, go directly there with no interruption or delay. I can't have my precious cargo sitting around the hangar waiting for your personnel to process it.
I expect your immediate attention on this matter.

Dr. Malcolm Betruger

Missing Person

Director Banks,

Research Assistant Eric Raffel has not reported for work all this week. I've called his quarters repeatedly without response. No one has seen him in days and I don't know what to do, he is normally a very reliable individual. I've contacted Mars Security with hope that they will try and find him. There aren't a lot of areas to go on this base... man, I hope he's alright.
If I hear anything I'll send word.

Thank You,
Matthew White

New Web Site

Director Banks,

We're happy to report the roll out of the new coporate web page. Please take a moment of your time to review it.

Thank You,
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Network Breach

Mr. Simons.

We have been unable to find any problems with the network test that we ran on your system. Everything checks out on our end, your firewall seems to be functioning properly. Other IT managers have reported similar intrusions in their networks. Whomever is doing this must be good or someone with very high level security clearance. We will continue to scan the network and if anything odd appears we will inform you immediately.

Central IT Security

Email Spam

Paul-
The email spam lately is getting out of control. The worst company is that Martian Buddy place -I can't believe all the things they send me. I don't know how they got my email address. Can't you do anything to stop the spam? I spend all morning deleting junk from my inbox.

Thank You,
Russ

EPD status

Dr. Berger,

Everything is going exceptionaly well as we prepare the EPD for its next round of tests. Roy Patterson is setting up the baseline now and we should be able to start testing later this afternoon. If your schedule allows please feel free to join us down here in the lab around 2:00. Should be exciting!

Bill Landow

EPD Collection Chamber status

Dr. Kyle Berger,

The maintenance team has just finished cleaning the EPD collection chamber. All bio matter has been scrubbed from the area. Deep scan also confirms a clean sector as per your request. 14 collection cones and 5 trays have also been replaced. Please be sure to stop by Maintenance as we will need your signature for the parts requisition forms.

Thank You,
UAC Maintenance

New Safety Protocols

Mr. Smith,

In light of the recent increase of work-related accidents in the Alpha Labs, we feel it is necessary to implement a buddy system when routine maintenance is being performed on some of the heavier equipment. We feel this should cut down on some of the claims being filed in your department. Please get back to me if you have any other ideas on how to keep Alpha Labs as safe as it can be.

Thank You,
Brian Jenkins
Safety Coordinator

Buddy system?!

Jack-
Please tell me UAC Corporate is kidding. How the hell is a buddy system going to do anything with accident claims except double them? Tell me how a buddy system would have prevented Joe 'TorsoBoy' Moss from having his arms and legs hacked off by the Albuquerck Capacitator? Maybe his buddy would have heard the thing growl and engage without power or a CRF module? Maybe his buddy's hair would have burst into flames instead and saved us the trouble of needing to run and find water to put him out.

Next thing they'll do is try to fix the problem by having us fill out more MAR forms or reforecast our ODF.

Lost PDA

George

I seem to have misplaced my PDA with my security clearance. I was adjusting the oxygen intake on the Hydrocon the other day and recall using it at that time but I can't seem to remember where the heck I put that thing. If you see it around while on your shift could you put it someplace safe for me?
Thank you,

Dr. Harvey

Time off

Hey Bern,

Some of the boys and I are headed over to Mars City tonight after the shift for some beers. You, as always, are welcome to come along with us, buddy. I WILL see you there!

John

Hydrocon O2 leak

Lipsitz,

A siphon hose in the oxygen displacement valve is forming a leak due to the lowered temperatures required to boost production in the Hydrocon Labs. If this hose were to rupture, it would cause severe instability in the Hydrocon systems and could result in a very dangerous situation. It should really be replaced.

Dr. Anubus

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Dear Chin,

I am writing in regard to the 8 sided die you borrowed from me. If you are not going to invite me to the game, then I would like my 8 sided die back. It has been 2 weeks and I am very irritated.

Walter Connors

The E-Rock Has Landed

Andy,

Just got in. That ride sucked. I flew in with the new systems analyst, Jaime Mendoza. He was always getting into it with these two security goons, Jim Daly and Mark Walters. They would argue for hours (and sometimes days) about ANY topic. A month and a half in that sardine can will make anyone bug out after a while.

Anwyay, let's get some lunch. I need some real food!

-Erik

Storage cabinet 038

Mr. Chin,
The repairs to storage cabinet 038 have been completed. The door is no longer stuck and we pulled the dent from the side. It would be a good idea in the future to remember your cabinet codes instead of trying to force it open with a wrench. Just for your records the new code for cabinet #038 is 409, might be a good idea to write it down.

Maintenance

Collection

Note to self:
Need to remember to get my eight-sided die back from Chin. Should never have lent it to him in the first place. He never invited me to play. He is not my friend.

Note to self

Note to self:
Need to remember my code for cabinet #039 - 102

MFS Compressor Numbers

Walter,

I wanted to personally thank you for your latest modification proposal for the dilation matrix. The boys here at CPU have crunched your numbers and after some deliberation we've agreed that this is the most fantastically bogus theory that we've ever seen.

If you are remotely interested in not getting your gnome-loving dragon-slaying power-leveling ass fired, I'd suggest you lay off the role-playing and learn some basic math.

Good luck on your next review :)
-Derek

Won't be in today

Mr Lamia,

I am not feeling very well today. I don't think I will be able to come in to work today. Could you get someone to cover my shift?

Thank you,
George Poota

Storage lockers

Mr. Lamia,

What is the code to the storage lockers here? I know you told me a few days ago, but I can't remember. None of my usual codes work.

By the way, I believe I'm going to be late with my Q4 Analysis. I had a late start this morning due to that party in Mars City. I should have known better than to drink that much during the week.

Graham Fuchs

Doctor appointment

Mr. Lamia,

I am feeling under the weather again today, and have an appointment with the base physician this afternoon and won't be able to make my shift. Could you find someone to cover for me?

Thank you,
George Poota

Crates moved

Mr. Lamia,

I just want to tell you again how happy I am to be working here on Mars in your department. I don't usually go on like this, but I'm just so excited by this opportunity. My last employer didn't appreciate my skills the way you do.

I've taken the crates from your office to your quarters as you requested and I organized your closet to your specifications. I'd like to add that you have excellent taste in music.

Once again, please let me know if there is anything I can do to better serve the UAC.

Hours of operation

George,

It has come to my attention yet again, that you did not show up for your shift on Wednesday. This is the fourth time this month that you have missed a shift. I am getting tired of your pathetic excuses. You had two prostate exams last month and I will not fall for that excuse again! Consider yourself on notice, Mr. Poota.

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Chamber Calibration

Dr. Kaczynski,

I checked the chamber calibration as you requested, and at first found everything to be within acceptable limits. As I was leaving the chamber though, I started to hear a low whispering sound that seemed to be eminating from the main coupler. Though when I stooped down for a closer look the sound stopped. This happened every time I was leaving the chamber. You may want to check into this matter yourself as I can't seem to pinpoint the source of the sound. As far as everything else is concerned, it all seems to check out. All graphs are running at 2.4 or higher so I don't foresee any other problems.

David Carter

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Security Sweep Request

Mr. Abrams,

We've been getting a lot of reports about strange noises (voices?) down here. My team is on edge and most are unable to work. It might help if you could send a security detachment to Alpha Sector 4 to do a sweep of the area.

I know this sounds crazy but it would make myself and my team feel a lot better.

Henry Nelson

Personnel Request

Security Chief Abrams

As you requested we are sending more security guards to your security unit. The events of Gormen's death were tragic and we hope that any future incidents can be dealt with safely.

Expect the new rotation of personnel in about 10 working days.

Director Kellsie Krisch
Human Resources....'We make working on Mars feel like home'

Invalid Number in code

Mr. Abrams,

We are unable to process your door code request because you included a 0 in the number sequence and as you should have known 0 is not a valid number on door codes. Because of the importance of your request we've decided to take it upon ourselves and replace the 0 with a 3.
Please advise if this causes a problem.

I.T. Security

Strange Voices

Henry,

I haven't slept in three days and can't concentrate on work. Ever since Hal's 'accident' everyone's been pretty freaked out. I really thought the guys saying they heard voices were full of shit, but lately I've been hearing them too. I don't know how UAC expects us to work like this.

J.

Missing Tools

Henry,

The tools in storage cabinet 064 were missing again today. I'm going to change the combination to 651 this afternoon. Please do me a favor and don't tell Seneca the new combination. I believe he's the one taking my tools all the time...the guy thinks he's a real riot.

Thanks,
Greg

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Ice Cream Social

All Staff,

As a reminder, tomorrow is our Ice Cream Social in the Mars City Kitchen. We will have the typical flavors of vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, blueberry... and a few surprises.

I really hope you'll be at this event. The Social Committee is working hard to find fun things for us to do on our meager budget. It is a real downer when people don't show up.

I mean, c'mon... only 7 of you came to our pizza social last month. If you've got better ideas for the Social Committee, please forward them along.

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Plasma Storage Capacity

Theresa,
Please take a few minutes in the next day or so to create an audio report based on your plasma storage findings. The board is looking forward to hearing about your accomplishments.

As you know, security has been tight lately with all the accidents and as a result we can't be too careful. Please make sure you lock up your test weapon and add the cabinet code into your report.

Great Job,
Lloyd

Your Work

Theresa,
Hope you like your new office. I think you'll find it much easier to concentrate on the plasma gun project without those dweebs in engineering drooling all over you. How pathetic, right?

Anyway I'll be down there from time to time if you ever want to talk or get something to eat. You're probably sick of hearing it, but I think seeing you every day is more valuable to me than any amount of money I've gotten from working here. Believe me, being a supervisor I make a lot!

Your pal,
Lloyd

RE: Lloyd is driving me nuts!

-T.
I know what you're talking about, when I was still there I felt like I was the only woman surrounded by a bunch of drooling men. I miss the work but I don't miss that place, I feel like I'm lucky to be out of there.

Keep your eyes open for trouble; I don't trust some of the executives up there.

I can't wait to see you back on Earth when your research is completed.

Your Friend,
Liz

----Original Message----
Sent: 11-07-2145
To: Elizabeth McNeil

Liz,
Lloyd has really outdone himself this time. He's moved me into the office next to the trench in Enpro. Does he really think by moving me to the most remote office on this wretched base that I'll be more attracted to him? Wait...it might be working. Being isolated for this long is getting to me. I'm a chatter-box whenever I get the chance to talk to a real person.

Ok, I've got to get back to work.
-T.

More on Swensen

Steve,
I'm still shaken from that incident with Swensen. When I close my eyes I still see that look on his face in the instant between the impact of the plasma, and when his head turned to blue vapor. I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep again.

I never liked him, I don't know who was crazy enough to give him a plasma gun, but no one should go that way. The worst of it is I've seen a lot of folks who seem more on edge than Swensen was. Something needs to be done.

We should lock up the ammo in one of the storage lockers for starters. You pick the code. Make sure you file a report too.

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Those Damn Chainsaws!

Hey James,
What are we gonna do with all those chainsaws? We've got two shipments of excess medical equipment coming in very soon and we're gonna need the space. I can't believe someone mis-shipped those things. I can't think of a more useless piece of equipment then a chainsaw on Mars!?! Anyway you gotta help me get rid of these Beavertooths.

Thanks,
-RR

Site 1 needs

The UAC has terminated all research at site 1. This includes the McNeil Projects. Arrangements for transportation and storage of useful equipment should be made immediately.

-Shipping Authority

Maintenance Lift Access Restrictions

Ron,

We need you to enforce Maintenance Lift Access Restrictions from this point forward. Several of these lifts can be used to gain entry into areas that are off-limits to the personnel that might only have maintenance access. Please see to it that this is enforced.

Sincerely,
UAC Authority

RE: Those Damn Chainsaws!

Ron,
I don't have any idea what to do with those things. Why don't you throw them down the chasm near enpro like you did that other shit?

- James

----Original Message----
Sent: 11-13-2145
To: James Holiday

Hey James,
What are we gonna do with all those chainsaws? We've got two shipments of excess medical equipment coming in very soon and we're gonna need the space. I can't believe someone mis-shipped those things. I can't think of a more useless piece of equipment then a chainsaw on Mars!?! Anyway you gotta help me get rid of these Beavertooths.

Thanks,
-RR

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What the hell is up with the Sentry Bots that are stationed in Engineering. I thought you told me this was a better place to work than Admin. Why do you get to hang around the Main Communications room while I'm stuck down here?

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RE: Request Security Access

Your request for Communications Security Access is granted. Officers are now allowed access to Level 2 Security areas. Communication Cabinet Code is 246.

----Original Message----
Sent: 11-11-2145
To: Security Authority

I hereby formally request access to secure areas in the Communications Facility. As an officer I feel this is necessary.

Sincerely,
Ben Wolfe

Quiz Night

Finchy,

Don't forget that Trivia Quiz Night is this Wednesday. Do yourself a favor and brush up on the Shakespeare, mate. If we lose to those twits in administration again, we'll never hear the end of it.

Brent

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Hey Bro,
Mom told me you were heading home in a week or so... I bet you can't wait for that, can ya?

I've been pretty busy down here... Little Annie is almost 9 now. Can you believe that? Dianne and I are thinking about another one soon, we're gonna have to move into a double-wide orbiter :)

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Pump Malfunction

Nicholas,

I've redirected control for the main pump to the flow service terminal located on the maintenance platform above this area. If the main pump should crack or malfunction and cause a spill the only way to shut it down would be from there. Entry into the pump room would just be too dangerous. If you have any questions please see me.

Thank You,
Henry

Locked Armaments

Mr. Sadowayj,

I fear that the rumors I've been hearing might actually be true. The other day someone from my team was cleaning up a toxic spill in Delta and they said they actually saw some sort of creature down there, he didn't know what it was but it really scared him and got us thinking.
We can't be too careful; I've locked some ammunition and combat armor in the cabinet by the monorail airlock door here in Sector 2. If you ever need to get in it the code is: 483

-Scott

New Rocket Launcher

Tony-
I'm sending you one of the new rocket launchers that we've received from the marines. Please take some of the surplus toxic barrels lying around outside and blow them up. Be careful not to hurt yourself - the area damage is much larger than previous rocket launcher models.

Thank You,
Michael Abrams

RE: New Rocket Launcher

I put in a request for more rocket ammo, I didn't realize how many barrels we needed destroyed.

----Original Message----
Sent: 10-31-2145
To: Michael Abrams

Mr. Abrams,
Thank you for the rocket launcher but I will need more than the pre-installed five rockets for it. We have quite a few barrels here that need to be destroyed. I've placed it on my weapons rack for now and will begin destroying the barrels once I have more ammo.

Thank You,
Tony

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Pump Malfunction

Jeff,
The main waste processing unit here in Sector 1 is running at a higher pressure level than it was rated for. I'm very concerned about the stability of the whole system. One fault or stress fracture in any of the lines could cause doom for the whole mechanism. This processing system here was never designed to process that much waste but they keep shipping it to us.
We urgently need a new pump here before this one fails.

Thank You,
Henry

Toxic Waste Storage

Mr. Moen,

It is very important that you remember to store toxic waste barrels in their proper location. Having volatile substances so close to where people work is very dangerous, especially around doorways and narrow passages. If one of those barrels exploded it could cause a lot of damage and someone might be seriously hurt, or worse - killed! Please address this problem immediately!

Brandenburg

RE: Locked Armaments

Scott,
That is an excellent idea, we can't be too careful around here...

----Original Message----
Sent: 11-10-2145
To: Nicolas Sadowayj

Mr. Sadowayj,

I fear that the rumors I've been hearing might actually be true. The other day someone from my team was cleaning up a toxic spill in Delta and they said they actually saw some sort of creature down there, he didn't know what it was but it really scared him and got us thinking.
We can't be too careful; I've locked some ammunition and combat armor in the cabinet by the monorail airlock door here in Sector 2. If you ever need to get in it the code is: 483

-Scott

Door Repair

Sam,
I completed the repairs on door A32 today it should open more smoothly.

On a separate note, did you see those artifacts that the science team recently shipped into the Delta Complex? I don't know what they were but I certainly don't like them being transported outside of the cargo crates, it just creeps me out seeing them, knowing that we are working above some sort of alien ruins. Just the thought of what might be lurking in those caves gives me shivers.
I don't know, maybe I'm just over- reacting....

Jim

Turret Gun Mounting Brackets

Harding,

I need you to check the mounting brackets on the turret gun here in security, they seem to be rattling when the turret moves.

Karl

RE: Turret Gun Mounting Brackets

Thank you for repairing that so quickly.

----Original Message----
Sent: 11-04-2145
To: Karl Cullen

Karl,
I fixed the mounting brackets this morning; it was those damn Mixom bolts again. I really wish the UAC would find a better sub-contractor.

Thanks,
Sam

ADS operational

Mr. Ross,

This is a quick note to remind you that the new Automated Defense System, at the Delta Labs entrance, is fully operational. Please contact Delta Security with any questions.

Thank You,
Delta Security

RE: Airlock Request

As you requested, the Junction 5, Site 2 Airlock code has been updated to 826, this will allow you manually override automated rail sensor systems allowing you to open any of the track doors.

----Original Message----
Sent: 11-03-2145
To: Central Security
From: Gary Ross
Subject: Airlock Request

The Site 2 engineering team will be conducting a few tests on the J5 airlock system next week. We will need to manually override the ARSS for these tests, and request the input code be updated to 826, to conduct the tests.

Thank You.

Site 2 Closure

Mr. Hollies,

I would like to report that the main tunnel passage to Site 2 has been sealed. I will transfer the door codes to the archaeological division today.
For all practical purposes that dig site is now closed for good.

Thank You,
Yon Brady

Remaining Ammunition

Mr. Hollies,

As you requested I've placed all remaining ammunition from the security team stationed at Site 2 in storage cabinet 054 with door code: 142.

Thank You,
Yon Brady

Artifact Inventory Tracking

Charlie Hollies,

We've received a few artifacts from Site 2, without proper discovery and time-date information on them. It is very difficult processing all these pieces when we don't know where or when they were uncovered. Please check your records and send the requested information back to me for artifacts 34-x91, 21-x23, and 86-y12.

Phil Wilson
Delta Research Team

New Automated Defense System

Mr. Cullen,

Please inform your team that an automated security turret gun will be installed at the main entrance to Delta. This is due to the increased sensitive nature of the experiments and the security problems we've recently had.
Please ensure that your team members have correct security clearance and are in the IFF database. We don't want a repeat of the problems we had when the guns were installed at Marine Command.

Thank You,
Central Security Authority

RE: Turret Shutdown Codes

Thanks, I freaking hate loaded guns with an automatic IFF.

---- Original Message----
Sent: 11-11-2145
To: All Security Personnel

Guys,
I've encoded the shutdown sequence for the turret gun into my PDA, you can use it at the security terminal near the metal detectors if there are any problems with the gun.
I would rather have it off-line then killing anyone....

Thanks,
Karl

Extra Medical Supplies

Karl,

As the medical supervisor in this section I feel it's my obligation to be proactive in regards to safety especially now that we have a turret gun in a heavy traffic area. As a precaution I've stocked medical supplies in the storage cabinets adjacent to the security office. Both cabinet codes are 364. I hope we never need them.

Lee Pommeroy
Medical Supervisor

Mounting brackets fixed

Karl,
I fixed the mounting brackets this morning; it was those damn Mixom bolts again. I really wish the UAC would find a better sub- contractor.

Thanks,
Sam

Additional Security Needed

Mr. Cullen,

We are going to be transporting a large specimen from Delta. Normally we would not be using the Monorail, but we need to get it to Phobos Lab and this is our only option.

The specimen will be sedated, however given both the importance and the hazardous nature of it, we feel it is prudent to have an enhanced security presence. You and your men should be prepared with full armor and plasma guns. However, lethal force should be only used as a last resort. Bringing this thing alive through the teleporter cost seven men their lives and it would be a shame to waste that effort.

Also, as you know there are plenty of rumors about our specimens. I do not want this to get out of control. Information about this transport must be kept to only those that need to know what is in the container.

Thank you for your cooperation in this.

Did you get it?!!

Hey Rob... it's me again :) why haven't you written me back yet? I sent all your old books and shit to you via the UAC... Did you get them? It sure is nice to get all that crap out of the living area. Donated a lot of other stuff to some charity place too. In six months when you come back you'll see the difference.

Anyway, PLEASE!! write back soon... I'm lonely down here.

See Ya,
Tanya

RE: You guys experiencing this?

Robert,

I know exactly what you're talking about, although not nearly as frequently as what you're describing. I'll follow up with you on this after I do a little investigating but it certainly is weird.

- Ryan

----Original Message----
Sent: 11-13-2145
To: Ryan S.

Hi Ryan,
Are you guys getting strange sounds coming through walls and floors? We've been getting this all over the place the last couple of days. I think it's worse in the lower levels of Delta but we can't pinpoint what the origin is.

Anyway, I'm just checking in with others around the UAC.

Thanks,
-Robert

Reactor Safety

Mr. Mora,
Your complaint has been filed with Central Authority, they will be handling your case from this point forward.

----Original Message----
Sent: 11-9-2145
To: Delta Authority
As the engineer responsible for the Reactor Upper Level Maintenance, I feel it necessary to bring the current safety issues to your attention. If we are going to be required to take readings from the upper level while the reactor is online then there will eventually be accidents. I recommend remote sensors be used for these readings and that the upper level be closed while the Reactor is online.

Sincerely,
Brian Mora

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Anti psychotics shipment in today

Dr Raleigh,

Just a reminder to let you know your order of anti psychotics have arrived from pharmaceuticals. There are quite a few large boxes here, and we are a bit short-handed at the moment. If you could have someone from your department come and retrieve these packages it would be much appreciated.

Ben Peterson
UAC Supply Coordinator

Overburdened

Dr Raleigh,

We are filling up the available infirmary beds faster then we can get patients released. I don't see myself releasing any at all actually. I am gravely concerned about where we expect to put more men if the current trend in testing isn't relaxed before we can determine the cause of this psychosis.

Sincerely,
Medical Technician Phil Wilson

The Soul Cube

Report filed by Ian McCormick:

I've been working on the Soul Cube for a few weeks now. It is a fascinating artifact and as it turns out, it has some amazing properties. I wrote a new glyph pattern query yesterday and let it run all night. With the new query, the linguistics computer finally cracked the remaining glyphs!

The Soul Cube is by every definition a weapon, and it seems to have been built to repel whatever type of creatures invaded this ancient culture. If I am reading them right, during a battle the cube gains power with each life the wielder takes. When it is fully charged it can be used to slay even the strongest of creatures. Even more impressive is that when it kills a creature it transfers that creature's life force back to who is using the cube!

I know this sounds like magic and I have not been able to activate it to prove the theory but this is what the glpyhs illustrate.

The glyphs specifically point out that you must kill five creatures before it becomes charged and then amazingly it will tell you it is ready. It is almost like a sentient being; this object is a fantastic find.

Ian McCormick

cc: Research Archive Storage

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your lunch

Hey Frank,

You left your lunch on my desk, again. I put it in the storage cabinet, number 112. The combination is 5-3-8. Try to remember to pick it up, last time you forgot it was in there for a week, and that stuff stunk to high heaven. What the hell you got in there? ;)

Guy

Patient work load

Phil,

I am going to need you to help me next week with my work. I've got so many files and reports to enter into the computer that I don't have time to actually see my patients.
I will box up some of my paper work and send it over to you, if you could enter the reports into the computer that would surely help me.

Thank You,
Dr. Peter Raleigh

Locker code change request

Francis,
A few extra supplies for the Central Security Team will be sent to your area. Please store them in Locker 103, and change the code to 259.

Thank You,
Thomas Sandersen
Delta Security, Clerk

Martian Buddy Cabinet

Francis,

Shipping recieved one of those dumb Martian Buddy storage cabinets again but no one here can figure out how to open it. Can you go on-line and see if you can find the code? I'll have the guys put it in one of the storage rooms upstairs for you.

Thanks for the help
-Corbin

Specimen 197 -Imp

Specimen 197 -Imp

This humanoid's long and muscular limbs make it extremely agile as a biped or quadruped. Its long and sharp claws allow for climbing steep surfaces. A configuration of 10 eyes provides this creature with a wide field of vision and the ability to see with clarity in low-light environments.

Specimen 42 -Living Dead (partial)

Specimen 42 -Living Dead (partial)

Able to function without recognizable brain activity, this creature has little regard for self-preservation. Though slow moving, its behavior is aggressive and tenacious.

Specimen 27 - Imp (partial)

Specimen 27 - Imp (partial)

-Left forearm amputated for biological study.
Researchers are currently studying how this creature is able to manifest and throw an explosive plasma projectile from its hands.

Specimen 31 - Hellknight (partial)

Specimen 31 - Hellknight (partial)

The cranial mass of this bipedal specimen indicates that it is one of the largest creatures inhabiting the site. Overpowering its prey with sheer might, the Hellknight is one of the most ferocious predators known to our researchers. Like the imp, this creature is able to defend itself at long-range with thrown plasma projectiles.

Specimen 218 - Revenant

Specimen 218 - Revenant

This creature's endoskeleton is visible through a translucent non-solid skin. Despite the absence of any visible muscles, this creature is able to strike at close-range targets with enormous strength. Two shoulder-mounted cannons controlled by its nervous system allow this creature to fire guided rocket- propelled missiles.

Storage Locker Update

Jacob,
We have recently changed the code on the storage locker near the stasis transfer control to: 3 7 1. Please be sure to annotate this on the Security Report for the local security detail.

Thank You,
Thomas Franks
Delta Security, Clerk

RE: Power out!!

Mr Stemmons,
We are aware of the power problems in your area. Presently, we are dealing with several power issues throughout the entire Delta complex. It would be a great help if you would check some of the circuit breaker boxes in Maint-04 to determine if it is simply a breaker issue. Please file a report with the help desk and we will be out to your department as soon as possible.

Thank You,
Maintenance Division

----Original Message----
Sent: 11-13-2145
The damn power has been fluctuating all week in the Specimen Transfer Area. These conditions make it extremely frustrating to work! Can you please send someone down here to check on the situation.

Thank You,
Jacob Stemmons

RE: Soul Cube as a Weapon

Dr. Bullman,
I received your report and I find it rather perplexing. Given how little we know about this object I cannot imagine how you've come to such a bizarre conclusion, let alone any conclusion at all. Send me all your notes for immediate review.

In the meantime, for your own sake, do not share these findings with anyone else. I would hate people to think one of my highly regarded scientists is prone to flights of fantasy.

You may be a winner!

Dr. Bullman,
I hope you will find this e-mail. I have hidden my true name and address by disguising this email. He may be reading your messages.

Your boss (I will not mention his name) is far more dangerous than you can imagine. I believe he is using you and corrupting your work.

I believe your findings are correct and he knows it. He wants to hide the findings from the UAC and use the object for himself. I don't know why yet, but I will find out.

Do what you can to stall him. Do not let him take possession of the object!

Volunteer today

The UAC Mars facility is looking for volunteers. We would like to encourage people from your team to help in the following areas:

Safety committee: Work with teams to update and inform UAC staff on the importance of safety on Mars. Check placement of Health Packs around facilities. Plan events for safety awareness month. Commitment here will earn volunteers 5 extra credits per month.

Research assistants: Delta Labs is looking for individuals to help with our exciting break-through work. Projects vary, see research coordinator for more information. Health test and liability waiver will be required. Commitment here will earn volunteers 25 extra credits per month.

For more information about any of these opportunities or to post an opening in your department, please see Sierra Olson, Volunteer Coordinator, in UAC HR.

It is a weapon!

Larry,
You were correct, the Soul Cube is a weapon. I've translated the glyphs and now I understand how it works!

The Soul Cube must be charged before it can be used. The souls within it must sense at least five deaths before the spiritual potentiality matrix reaches positronic astriction. Based on our interpretation of the glyphs, the Cube has a way of acknowledging its readiness for action, but it's unclear how this happens. More importantly, we still don't know what will happen when it's released.

This has gone way beyond the purview of Mars station or even the UAC. We can't trust Betruger, he's gone mad! I'm preparing a report to send to the highest authorities on Earth.

Good luck and God help us.
Ian

Investigation Report

Ms. McNeil

I have received your formal request for an inquiry into the activities on Mars. As requested by the Board, I will be departing soon to investigate your claims. Your charges against Dr. Malcolm Betruger are being taken very seriously. As you may already know, the UAC, as a matter of policy, will not acknowledge or comment on questions or statements advanced by the press based on rumor or heresay. I have been asked to explain that you are not to discuss this situation with anyone outside of our legal department.

Thank You,
Elliot Swann
UAC Executive Counsel

Storage room code changes

All Delta Level 2 Personnel,

In an effort to minimize supply requirement errors, I'm having all the access codes to secure storage areas changed. We must continue to keep tight records for all inventory kept in storage. Please update your records with the new code for Storage area 07, to: 7 2 5.

Thank You,
Mike Abrams
Delta Security, Chief

Level 3 Access Code Change

All Delta Level 2 Personnel,

Level 3 access codes have been changed due to the six month rotation. The new code is 463

Thank You,
Mike Abrams
Delta Security, Chief

Immediate medical attention

Dr. Cerano,

Recently, Delta science team members have reported serious cases of irrational behavior and insomnia. They believe these issues are directly linked to the recent teleportation experiments. Please report to Delta Level 3, ASAP, and assist with medical needs.

Thank You

Assistance Request

Dr Cerano,

We currently cannot process your request for additional medical personnel in Delta level 3. As you are aware, the medical staff has experienced serious HR shortages within the past two weeks and cannot take on the additional workload. There are surplus medical kits located in storage room D3-1, across from the lower terminal offices. The code to storage cabinet #317 is 841.

Delta Control

Security Team info

Han,

Due to the incident last week, the Delta Security team will be storing additional supplies in cabinets 386 and 387 near the first teleport chamber. We will update the access codes to 836 as soon as the equipment arrives.

Thank You,
Thomas Palena
Delta Security Clerk

Teleportation Transfers

Marten,
Our systems can only build enough of a charge to have the portals open for approximately 10 to 15 seconds. Enough time to get a team through, but not enough time to send in some of the heavier equipment. Do you have any idea how we can route supplemental power from the stabilizers into the converters? I think if we can increase the hold field by 13% we could achieve full transfer power and open the field for a longer amount of time.

Any help you can give will be greatly appreciated.

Thank You,
Frank Cerano

Ammunition Cabinet

Jack,

Just a little reminder, they changed the security clearances again today. The new code for locker 104 is 5-7-9, though I doubt you will need to use it.

Paul.

Expedition Expectations

Simon,
As you know, you have been assigned to Expedition 14A-2. There are several goals we hope your team will be able to meet while on expedition. Since you are familiar with the discovered tablets, we would like you to find cooperative evidence on the other side of the Main Portal - similar writings of any kind should be photographed and collected.

Primarily, we are looking to capture several more bio-specimens. Having already collected many of the smaller 'Imp' creatures, we would like to bring back one of the larger ones, described by others as a 'Hell-Knight'. Previous expeditions have reported seeing them at the Main Portal destination, where you will be arriving. You will have several weapons with you, but we ask that you attempt to use non- lethal force, we would really like to have a live specimen if possible.

Finally, traveling through the portal has caused varied reactions. For our records we would like you to keep an audio log of everything you experience for us to later analyze.

I hope you have a safe trip.
Heather

Dimensional Uniqueness

Simon,
In preparation for your 'jump' next week, I wanted to inform you of another tasklist item we need to cover. Since the Main Portal has not been operational for a few weeks, we have not had time to follow up on some of the physiological reports. While on the other side of the portal, pay close attention to your stamina while working and moving around. Many individuals have reported a lack of being tired, and some work constantly without the need for rest. One of the teams has called it 'the hercules complex'. Anyhow, to help us further our study, please record any additional information related to this phenomenon.

Thank You, and good luck next week!

Earl Besch
Research Scientist

Re: Your application

This is a the default email.

It should really be replaced.

Thank You,
PDA Guy

Drowning in Debt?

This is a the default email.

It should really be replaced.

Thank You,
PDA Guy

Mars Research Post

Dear Counselor Swann,

The Board has unanimously approved a resolution for a full operations review of the Mars Research Facility. You've been designated as our official representative in this matter and we suggest full preparation begin today.

We expect a complete appraisal of all research developments. Both current and future directions must be brought inline with the Board's expectations. We must be able to control Dr. Betruger. His extra-dimensional research is a potential risk to the teleportation experimentation, which we can not afford. The Board considers teleportation the UAC's single most important scientific endeavor and is not willing to jeopardize it's dominance in this area of research.

Anticipate a formal briefing and itinerary in the next few days.

Sincerely,
UAC Board Chairman

Looking forward to your arrival

Counselor Swann,

I was pleased to hear of the Board's decision to have you investigate the current state of the UAC on Mars. I've become more and more worried about Dr. Betruger's research direction and my hope is that this intervention will bring much needed changes. I've also learned that I've been reassigned by Dr. Betruger to a post back on Earth. Although this is disappointing I do fear for my own safety and sanity if I were to stay here.

I hope your intervention won't be too late. I look forward to meeting with you back on Earth once your visit is concluded.

Sincerely,
Elizabeth McNeil

UAC Board Review

Counselor Swann,

I've been extremely patient with the Board to date, but the decision for a full operations review is hard for me to stomach.

There is no need for you to come to Mars and there is no need for this review. All I need is more money and more time. The research being conducted here will change mankind in ways no one can imagine. Our research is beginning to yield amazing results which I cannot allow to be compromised.

Don't waste your time coming here, Swann. You will only get in my way and impede the outstanding work we're doing here.

Sincerely,
Malcolm Betruger

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Security Assignment

Bruce,

You have been reassigned to the CPU complex effective immediately. We've had numerous reports of computer break-ins and security breaches there in the last few weeks.

I've placed a rocket launcher in the cabinet near the security checkpoint. The door code is 571. I know a rocket launcher might seem excessive but people tend to listen when you point it at them.

Be careful over there and remember to report anything odd immediately.

Michael Abrams

Valuable Sacrificial Pointers

Our time is here! Soon the humans will suffer eternal torment as spoken of in the prophesy. We will feast upon their souls!

When opening sacrificial portals, it is important to remember:

- Virgin blood is best
- Goat blood must be no older than 3 days
- Entrails must be removed and apportioned either before death, or no later than 30min
- Candles must be sorted by tallest in back to shortest in front - never the other way around!

Most important - pentagrams must be drawn from the center to the outside and left to right.

Security Concerns

Mr. Bates,

I am concerned about the lax security measures that you have implemented in Lab A. I have received numerous reports now, about your team-members flagrantly disregarding security procedures, and posting the daily security codes on the data-boards.
With corporate bringing by so many investors lately, you need to stay more vigilant in maintaining security in the lab. The last thing we need is more people wandering around, unsupervised, with all the odd goings-on lately.

Thank you

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Your Test Results

Tony,

I've had a chance to run the formulas you provided us. The results have been uploaded to your mailbox.

Please pay particular note to page 12, section F, part 2. The left side of the graph is showing unusual spikes over the last 3 weeks, which can only be explained by unauthorized access to the EnPro power grid.

It's not possible to attain the figures you have shown, without exceeding power limits for your areas.

This should probably be reported to Dr. Betruger at once.

Mail Delivery Failure

Failed to deliver to 'Rbrody@ua-corp.com'.
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Reporting-MTA dns; ua- corp.com

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How have you been?

Charlie,

How have you been? I hear things are getting pretty busy over there. Rumors are flying that you guys are on to something big. BTW I left you some goodies in locker 669. The combination is 468. Sorry, I had to take back the pr0n video disc! Take care mate!

J.B.

Storage Problem on Server

Steve,

I've been noticing a steady degradation in filesystem performance on server A12. Could you please head up to the third floor and look into the problem? I'm working on matter transference problems for the guys in Delta, and all my data is stored on that server.

If we have backups from last night, could you please restore them to server A17 if it's not in use? I can patch into that server to continue my work.

Thanks,
Henry

BFG Info Video

Steve,

Corporate needs the new BFG video I placed in your office uploaded to the server and placed on our internal web site. Don't forget to convert it to a .uacmov so it'll play on all terminals.

Fire me an email when it's up, I can't wait to see it.

-Brian

Discovery in the Ruins

Mr. Davis,

I received word of your discovery. Very impressive start, but I am not yet convinced. Do not lose sight of the bigger picture. We still have a lot of work to do before any of these findings will be ready for distribution or publication. Analysis must continue on the remaining artifacts.

Your audio reports in the future need to be more analytical and less emotional. It is important that we all maintain our professionalism and do not become biased or too attached to our work. I do not want to remind you of this again.

Continue to forward me your findings, and I will help you manage the reports so as not to give Corporate the wrong impression.

Malcolm Betruger

Ruins safety concerns

Hey Dick,

The structural integrity of the Ruins is deteriorating. Our initial rock form and in-ground analyses prior to deep ground exploration inferred no immediate dangers. In fact, the Ruins structure itself was determined to be very sound.

As you already know, expansive underground digs of this nature are an engineering nightmare. The heightened pressure to open up the primary dig site was a dangerous oversight. Just recently, one of our engineers, Peter, got crushed by a falling brick - yup those huge stones lining the entire wall and ceiling of the Ruins!

Some of the guys are mumbling about the walls being alive or something, but you and I know it's just the horizontal stretching of the regional tectonic stresses. Heh, stones... alive... spoooooky. I think we all need a long vacation.

Anyway, watch your step and don't forget to look up once in a while.

Foshinator out!

Tablets are key

Richard,

I thank you for your industrious support of the work being conducted here. I've been compiling your data along with mine and have made some startling new discoveries. I firmly believe your work with the tablets are the key to solving the mysterious relationship between the Soul Cube, the Ancients, and us.

I am sending word to the Executive Council for an immediate increase of our research budget. I have a strange feeling that we must find the answer soon or... no, I dare not say it just yet.

I will contact you post-haste with any news regarding our funding.

Pierce

Scanner Results

Pierce,

The scanner results for the ceiling carvings are back and I can say without a doubt that this is a map of our solar system. There's a very clear indication that Earth may have been a possible teleport destination for the survivors of this race. If the dates on these artifacts are correct there's a distinct possibility that we could be descendents of this race!

I can barely comprehend how immense this is. All the struggles we've had in the past year have suddenly become trivial.

Richard

Thanks!

Uncle Pierce,

Mom says we're going to get to see you next month. I can't wait. You've been away so long. I hope your project is still going well. I know you can't tell me about it, but your work always sounds so exciting and mysterious. Working on Mars must be really cool.

Thanks for sending me the video games for my birthday. Have you tried these? The new Quake-43 game blows my mind. It is even better than Super Turbo Turkey Puncher. I haven't played that since I got these new ones from you.

I love you, and we miss you lots!!!
Timmy

P.S. Mom says HI!

The Soul Cube is the answer

Server: send failure, unable to link to orbital communication satellite. Please contact I.T. system administrator(code 504)

----Original Message- ---
Sent: 11-15-2145
To: Elizabeth McNeil

I can now only beg your forgiveness. You were right about everything. I wish that you had been wrong and that this had somehow been a nightmare that I will soon wake from. Now I can only pray that this message reaches you.
Betruger is mad and things have gone worse than you could have imagined. Now your banishment from Mars has become a blessing in disguise. It has likely saved your life. You must get the word out. The answer is the Soul Cube object. It always has been. Listen to my report. I will upload my finding to the databank.

Warn them all. You must not let this spread to Earth.

God Bless You,
Pierce

Generator Repairs Needed

Mr Cody,

Several crews working in the caverns have reports of at least a dozen generator failures after the recent seismic activity. Please assemble your assigned team and report to Maintenance Supervision for the detailed report. We need those generators operational as soon as possible.

Thank You,
Maintenance Control

Sorry old pal

Hey Bob,

I see that you've been assigned generator duty again, good luck down there with the 'howlers'. Remember to try and keep your team focused, I was assigned down there last month, so I'm very aware of how difficult it can get, especially with all those tremors! Anyhow, give me a shout when you get some free time, we can hit up one of the common areas and down some suds.

Talk to ya soon,
Mark

Thanks

Adrian Carmack
Artist, Co-Owner

Thank You

Thank You.
John Carmack
Programmer, Co-Owner

Thank You

I would like to thank our fans for playing Doom 3.
Kevin Cloud
Artist, Co-Owner

It's DONE bay-bee!

Wow. We're finally done!

I would like to thank Tara for her patience with the long hours and all of the travel and for always being there when I got home, regardless of the hour. Thanks to Tuffy, Champ, Barney, Boo, Tazzy, Charm, Ally, Annie, Nadeema, Firefox, Amira, Shahira, Misty and Hope (in our memories) for taking care of Tara when I wasn't there. Thanks to my family for all of the support and encouragement over the years.

Thanks to the entire team here at id for all of the hard work that was put in to make DOOM 3 the game we set out to make from the start. And on behalf of the entire team at id, thanks to everyone at Activision for their work in assisting us and supporting the DOOM 3 development.

And, of course, thanks to the fans, who make all of the effort worth it in the end. See you guys at QuakeCon and on the DOOM 3 servers, where I'll be happy to spoon feed you some rockets courtesy of 'Toddh'!

Todd Hollenshead
CEO, Co-Owner

Thanks Everyone!!

I would like to thank all of our fans for playing Doom 3. We sure had a great time making it.

I would also like to give a special thanks to my wife Stephanie and children Richard and Destinee for putting up with me being gone long hours during crunch-time.

Tim Willits
Lead Designer, Co- Owner

Special Thanks

Gloria: 'Thanks for putting up with the long hours we work.'

My Family : 'Thank you for all your love and support over the years in helping me settle here'

Bryan Watkins and the entire team at Danetracks : 'Thanks for going above and beyond the call of duty for us'

The Owners at id : 'Thank you for your continued support and guidance throughout the years'

Thanks..

To my wonderful wife Christine for 'putting up with me' through the years
To my parents - Mom, you played that far to read this??
To my friends having to deal with my computer addiction.
And a big BLEH! to the #qeradiant regulars

Thanks to Id fans everywhere .. special mention to Mac/Linux players and European gamers.

It's been a wild ride .. I look forward to the future.

TTimo
Paris, France

DONE! WOOOO!

Well we are finally done, it's been a long road getting here and let me tell you 4 years on a game is a looooooong time!
To do a game like this, with the amount of people we have working on the team, it really says a lot about the talent and commitment of everyone at id. I would like to thank everyone at id for making the times at the office fun and rewarding (and we have been at the office a lot!) I would also like to thank my Wife Erin and my daughter Marlee for holding down the fort while I have been away and not giving me to much trouble about not being home so much. And last, but not least I would like to thank the fans. You guys (and girls) that plop your 50 down for this game. We worked really hard on it and I hope you enjoyed it!

Mal Blackwell
Designer

Dirt

Player,

Well, here we are at the end of the game. You've been persistent and skillful or you've found some cheat codes somewhere. Either way, thanks for making it this far. In fact, I'm so grateful that I think you deserve a little something extra. Here are some highly classified secrets and trivia about the art team.

Kenneth Scott: Can navigate a Japanese bookseller's website faster than most Japanese people can.
Seneca Menard: Will never eat at a restaurant where orange lycra hotpants are part of the staff's uniform.
Fred Nilsson: Can recite uncensored lines from an animated movie he worked on.
Pat Duffy: Was once invited to a movie starlet's hotel room but didn't go.
Patrick Thomas: Cannot stifle laughter.
James Houska: Has escaped death from lightning multiple times.
Eric Webb: Tried to impress a girl by saying he liked a terrible song.
Adrian Carmack: Likes soup but doesn't seem to like crackers.
Kevin Cloud: Only eats from a blender.

Thanks to my family, friends, and you.

out,
Andy Chang
Mesquite, TX, USA, Earth

Thanks

Hello! I hope you enjoyed playing the game.

I'd like to thank the owners of id for making such a great place to work, everyone who works at id for being so good at what they do, and my family for being patient with me while I was busy working on the game, especially my Mom, who died of cancer last year.

See you around in the Delta Labs!

Jim

I see you found the brick...

I hope you are enjoying all the hard work we put into Doom 3, it's been a blast creating it. You are the reason we can keep building great games and we appreciate your support.

A quick thanks to my wife Christina for her endless dedication in caring for our newborn during my late hours. Joshua, you sure gave crunchtime a little extra kick ;)

Enjoy the rest of the game!

patd

Martian Buddy Dot Com

Thanks to friends and family for the support.
I hope everyone enjoys playing it as much as we enjoyed making it.
Special Thanks to Austen and Camryn :-)

In the game of the year polls please remember Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3.
robert...

Thank You

Thanks to my wife Tanya, and my kids Gabriel, Aaron, and Ariel.

Matt Hooper
Designer

Thanks

I would like to thank my wife for her love & support during this extremely difficult time.

James Houska
Animator

Thanks Everyone

To all our fans,
Thank you for being the best fans around, I always enjoy meeting you when I can.

Donna Jackson
id Mom

Many thanks!

Took your sweet time gettin' here Marine!... =)

First and foremost, a sincere thanks to you for playing Doom 3! I know it's been a few years in the making and trust that you're thoroughly enjoying the dedication and hard work that has gone into this title.
J. Keehan
Designer

Thank You

Seneca Menard
Artist

Thanks

Wow, You are really far into the game if you're reading this. Hope you're enjoying it so far.... Turn around.. Quick. =)

I would like to say thanks to my friends and family: Lars, Ingegard, Sofie, Chris, Andrew, Anneli, Tom, Denise, TJ.
Also to all my friends and family in Sweden.
To SMR: ...

Empire(III): Thanks for all the late night Deathmatching..... Fun stuff... Better get those shotgun skills back up to par. No railgun for you! 2ez....

To my co-workers: We have an amazing crew of people working here, you should all be proud of what we've achieved.. Thanks for keeping that smile on my face.. =)

To the owners of id: You guys have built quite an amazing place here... I've learned a whole bunch about game design from the best of the best...

And of course to you the player: Thanks for all your support and for being patient while we've worked so hard on this for you all

Thanks...

Fredrik

Thank You

Steve Rescoe
Designer

Mixom.co.jp order has shipped

A big mushy thanks to the rest of my brothers in arms for delivering a blockbuster game and being good company while doing it. I'm proud as hell to see this on the shelves and I'm looking forward to making more great games with you fools. :)

-Kenneth

ps - I love you Peach!

SUSPECTED SPAM: B1G TH4NK5

If you've played this far, I certainly hope you've enjoyed DOOM 3 (or at least enjoyed the quick devmap and noclip ride to look at this secret). It was a pleasure to be a part of the team that created it. Even after 4 years of seeing it in development, I'm still in awe of the detail, complexity, and creativity packed into every square inch of the game.

To my wife Gen, and my kids, Andy and Alexa - thank you for being you - your support is unbelievable. You three are simply the greatest! And, to the rest of my family, 32 years of thanks, respect, and appreciation.

Enjoy the rest of the game. See you at QuakeCon.

Ship it!
Marty

Thanks

Patrick Thomas
Artist

Did you find the MrE behind DOOM 3 ?

Thanks to me and my beloved twin who unfortunately had to be stripped for spare parts.

MrElusive,
Programmer

Special Thanks

Thanks to Andy and Fred for telling me what I needed to hear, and making me realize what I needed to do. Thanks Mom and Dad for understanding why I haven't visited in months.

Most of all, I have to thank my 'bagel-chick' Emmy! Thank you for all those nights I came home late and you were there waiting. Thank you for your love and inspiration. Thank you for being a better girlfriend than I could ever ask for!

-eric

Did somebody say free food?

We'd like to thank Miss Donna first and foremost for taking such good care of us. We'd like to thank the awesome guys at id for not firing us (yet), and the Guildhall at SMU for getting us here in the first place.

Brian would like to thank his friends and family for always believing in him. He would like to give special thanks to Kim, Jon, Lucas, Blake and all the guys in Team Reaction. I wouldn't be here without you all.

Kevin would like to thank his brother Matt

- Brian Harris & Kevin Dobler