Shane Wright, a bloke with way too much time on his hands, was quick to enter the fray with this effort. It rates 9/10 for the image, as that is exactly how my head felt as I downed the last cocktail of the night, but I am subtracting 2/10 for editing the wrong image.

7/10

Sid was obviously having a slow week so he had another go. In this original image my head blew off complete with blood spatter then turned into a kangaroo head. But I have no idea how to make that work on a web page so only the final image is loaded. 8/10 for effort, 5 subtracted for suggesting I have big ears and a pointy nose.

3/10