COVEN PECKING ORDER

 

HIGH PRIEST:

Leaps tall buildings at a single bound, more powerful than a locomotive and faster than a speeding bullet. He walks on water and dictates policy to God.

3RD DEGREE INITIATE:

Leaps short buildings in a single bound, more powerful than a switch engine, just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water-if the sea is calm-and talks to God.

2ND DEGREE INITIATE:

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds, faster than a BB, More powerful than a railroad hand-car, walks on water in a swimming pool, and talks to God-if a special request is approved.

1ST DEGREE INITIATE:

Clears a small hut, loses the race with a locomotive, can fire a speeding bullet, swims well, and is occasionally addressed by God.

NEOPHYTE:

Runs into small buildings, recognizes a locomotive two out of three times, frequently wets self with a water pistol, can do the dog paddle, and mostly mumbles to animals.

HIGH PRIESTESS:

Lifts tall buildings to walk under them, kicks locomotives off the track, catches speeding bullets in her teeth, and freezes water with a single glance. SHE IS GOD.