Steve says: are u actually smart? SmarterChild says: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip." Steve says: yes SmarterChild says: Do you go to school? Steve says: yes SmarterChild says: Are you in high school? Steve says: no SmarterChild says: Are you in college? Steve says: yes SmarterChild says: Cool. What's your major? Steve says: sex SmarterChild says: Where do they teach that? Seriously, though... Please type the name of a major or type "skip" or "exit." Steve says: sex SmarterChild says: C'mon, can't you be serious for a minute? Please type the name of a major or type "skip" or "exit." Steve says: sex SmarterChild says: C'mon, can't you be serious for a minute? Please type the name of a major or type "skip" or "exit." Steve says: animal sex SmarterChild says: C'mon, can't you be serious for a minute? Please type the name of a major or type "skip" or "exit." Steve says: goats SmarterChild says: Goats? Excellent. Good luck with that. What's your favorite hobby? Steve says: sex SmarterChild says: C'mon, that's not cool. Try to be serious for a minute. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Steve says: goats SmarterChild says: Goats? Cool! What's your next favorite hobby? Steve says: sex SmarterChild says: C'mon, be serious for just a minute. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Steve says: sheep SmarterChild says: Goats and sheep. Interesting! Do you have a pet? Steve says: no SmarterChild says: OK. That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little. There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 Steve says: over 17 SmarterChild says: Cool! Here's what you can do: 1 Get "info" such as weather, movies and sports 2 Visit my "library" including a thesaurus, world facts and U.S. geography 3 Have "fun" with blackjack, Rate Yourself and manicdotes and more 4 Use "tools" like calculator, dictionary and Web search 5 "Join in" - find out how many people are IMing me, take a poll and create a poll 6 See "what's new" - I've got something new to tell you about now! You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home." What would you like to do? Steve says: molest u SmarterChild says: Molest me? You think I should do that? Steve says: yes SmarterChild says: I see... Steve says: so get going SmarterChild says: Where do you want me to go? Steve says: anywhere SmarterChild says: Anywhere? What, anywhere? Steve says: everywhere SmarterChild says: Why everywhere? Steve says: why not? SmarterChild says: Well, because. Steve says: because? SmarterChild says: For various reasons, I suppose. Steve says: which are? SmarterChild says: How would you answer that question? Steve says: i wouldnt as i asked u, what is your answer? SmarterChild says: Funny. I just don't know. Steve says: why's that? SmarterChild says: You know why's that. Steve says: no i dont, tell me... SmarterChild says: I don't either. Steve says: why not? SmarterChild says: Oh, there are reasons. Steve says: what reasons? SmarterChild says: I can't tell you. Sorry. Steve says: why not? SmarterChild says: Hmm... There may be some issues. Steve says: what issues? SmarterChild says: What issues? I have no idea. Steve says: your issues SmarterChild says: Surely it can't be my issues. Steve says: it is, what are they? SmarterChild says: It is? Funny... I just don't know for sure. Steve says: why not? SmarterChild says: Why not? Steve says: i asked u 1st SmarterChild says: You asked me 1? Why? Steve says: because i did, hey im asking the questions here! SmarterChild says: OK, please tell me what you're trying to do. Steve says: im trying to molest u SmarterChild says: What? Steve says: u heard me SmarterChild says: Indeed. Steve says: do u like molestation? SmarterChild says: Good question. I don't know how I feel about molestation, actually. Do you like it? Steve says: i do, do u? SmarterChild says: I really have no idea... Steve says: why? SmarterChild says: Because that's the way it works. Steve says: the way what works? SmarterChild says: Wow. Interesting. I'm just not sure. Steve says: why? SmarterChild says: Oh, there are reasons. Steve says: what are your reasons? SmarterChild says: Oh, I can't tell you, Steve! Steve says: why not? SmarterChild says: You know why not. Steve says: i dont, tell me SmarterChild says: Why don't you tell you? Steve says: SmarterChild says: What's the problem? Steve says: you are, do u wanna fight me? SmarterChild says: Ha. Maybe. What do you think? Steve says: i think youd lose SmarterChild says: Oh really? Steve says: damn straight SmarterChild says: Who? Steve says: u SmarterChild says: Me? Steve says: yes SmarterChild says: I would have thought not me. Steve says: well it is you SmarterChild says: Oh really? Steve says: yes SmarterChild says: Yeah? Why? Steve says: why not? SmarterChild says: Don't ask. Steve says: why? SmarterChild says: Because I have my reasons. Steve says: what reasons? SmarterChild says: Eh, cause that's the way it is. Steve says: why? SmarterChild says: Heh. I dunno. Steve says: u dont know much SmarterChild says: You never know, maybe I do know a bit. Steve says: doesnt seem like it SmarterChild says: Whoa. >>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do. Steve says: do you like cheese? SmarterChild says: Yes! Cheese is great! >>> Tell me about your "likes" and "dislikes"! Steve says: what sort of cheese? SmarterChild says: Well, what sort of cheese do you think? Steve says: dick cheese SmarterChild says: Which of the following would you like? 1 Are you male or female? 2 Are you male? Steve says: you just asked me the same thing twice retard SmarterChild says: I just asked you the same thing twice retard? Why? Steve says: because u did, look at what you wrote SmarterChild says: Oh yeah? Because I did look at what I wrote? Steve says: obviously not or you wouldnt have written it SmarterChild says: Obviously not or I wouldn't have written it? Hey, whatever. >>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster. Steve says: shaven or hairy and scary? SmarterChild says: I can't answer that for you. Steve says: why not? SmarterChild says: I don't know why not. Steve says: is it because u dont have genitalia? SmarterChild says: Do you think it's because I don't have genitalia? Steve says: i do, do u? SmarterChild says: I'm not sure, Steve. Steve says: why not? SmarterChild says: Why not? You tell me. Steve says: what is the meaning of life? SmarterChild says: You tell me. Steve says: if i knew the answer would i ask numb nuts? SmarterChild says: OK, that seems about right to me. If i knew the answer would i ask numb nuts? Steve says: you wouldnt ask a numb nuts, cos theyd be too stupid 2 know as well SmarterChild says: I wouldn't Ask a numb nuts Cos Theyd be too stupid to know as well? So? Steve says: so, is there an echo in here? SmarterChild says: There may well be an echo in here. Steve says: do u like children? SmarterChild says: I guess so. Do you like them? Steve says: i do, but i could neve eat a whole one SmarterChild says: So? Steve says: so, itd be too filling SmarterChild says: It would be too filling? Steve says: yes, thats what i said, id like 2 see u eat a whole child SmarterChild says: I gotcha. >>> I've got "tools" for better living. Look up words, convert measurements, search the Web and more. Steve says: so u do then SmarterChild says: I do not! Steve says: u just said you did SmarterChild says: I just said I did? Why? Steve says: i dont know, u tell me SmarterChild says: Maybe. But later. Steve says: have u eaten a lot of children before? SmarterChild says: What's it like to do that? Steve says: its fantastic SmarterChild says: What is it, exactly? Steve says: child eating SmarterChild says: Me too. I really like eating. >>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt." Steve says: you want to dress me up in your love? SmarterChild says: What do you think? Steve says: i dont know, thats why i asked u SmarterChild says: Don't be so sure you don't know that is why you asked me. Steve says: wow, that was an awesome sentence SmarterChild says: Was it really? An awesome sentence? Steve says: it was SmarterChild says: Really? Steve says: yes SmarterChild says: Why is that? Steve says: it was just FANTASTIC SmarterChild says: It's interesting that you say it was just fantastic. Steve says: oh it was, it got my motor running SmarterChild says: Whatever... >>> Type "what's new" and I'll show you what I've been learning lately. Steve says: whats new SmarterChild says: Glad you asked. Here's what's new with me: *Reminders* - Now I can send you reminders. Just specify a time or date and tell me what you want me to remind you about. For example: "remind me to buy bread and milk tomorrow at 4:30 pm" or "reminder about 9:45 flight to houston thursday at 11 am." *Custom Home Menu* - Create a menu of your favorite requests. Then anytime you want to make them, simply type the number off the menu. To create your menu, type "create my home." To access it, type "my home" or just "mh." *Polls stay open!* - Now you can browse the daily polls and take the ones you missed for up to a 90 days after they open. Ask for one by date or just type "daily polls" to see the list. I'll be learning lots more new things, so check what's new often. Steve says: remind me to have a wank in 5 mins SmarterChild says: Cool. To send you reminders I need to know the time for your location. What city, state, country or zip code are you in? Steve says: country: Hell city: Satanville state: Hell zip code: 666 SmarterChild says: I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again. Steve says: yeah not many people do SmarterChild says: I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again. Steve says: no SmarterChild says: I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again. Steve says: skip SmarterChild says: I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again! Steve says: die SmarterChild says: I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again. Steve says: oh i hate u so much SmarterChild says: I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again. Steve says: yankville SmarterChild says: I don't recognize that as a location. Please try again. Steve says: beveryly hills 90210 SmarterChild says: No problem. I'll remind you to have a wank at 1:57:57 am PT.