New AL Breathalyser
Technology
Submitted by Lady Tyrael

Don’t you just hate it when your debate is interrupted by some drunken member posting about his or hers current level of intoxication. Doesn’t it anger you when (We’ll just call him Admin-F - Dept Ed) gets wasted, offer rewards for cleavage photos and does little but humiliate himself?

Don’t you wish there was something we could do about it?

Well now we can.

From the good people at Ty-Tech, who brought you the n00b shock collar, comes the AL Breathalyser system mod. It promises to keep drunks off AL and put them back on the streets where they belong. Members who have offended in the past will be sent a breathalyser unit and have the new Drunk button added to their profile. Whenever the member logs onto AL, they must blow into the remote unit at their PC and pass the minimum .06 reading before being allowed to post.

To prevent members simply drinking after they’ve logged on, any member of staff may click on the button and the accused drunk must pass the breathalyser before being allowed to continue.

The Drunken Poster or DP control panel will have special protection so it may only be accessed by the myself, preventing any modifications by any high ranking staff members. (Not suggesting anyone – Dept Ed)

Installation of the AL Breathalyser has been held up until late September mainly due to a veto by FreeSaiyan in the staff forum.